i. I can't fire my power company, nor can I ever really expect to gain that ability.
ii. As nice and hardworking as the power company employees are, there's still only one main power run for the 1/8th of Oak Park that I live in, and any time a tree goes down in the alley along that run, or a squirrel detonates a transformer along it, I lose power for 6-8 hours. My block has a truly awful electric service uptime.
It's not poor customer service I worry about. It's a total lack of infrastructure investment.
The same is true for many folks and Comcast or Time Warner - it's hardly unique to utilities. Here in Rochester, NY TWC is the only reasonable option for high-speed internet in most areas - the local phone company Frontier is crap, and the upstart fiber company is only in a few high-density spots thus far.
Meanwhile, your city and state governments can really give the power company a rough time if enough citizens are complaining.
Maybe the problem isn't whether Internet access should be regulated as a utility service but simply that utility services in the US are crap?
Is that power run an overhead ComEd hasn't/won't bury?
And then I call into Time Warner spend more time trying to get them to understand what I'm talking about than I've ever spent on the phone with my other utilities.