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Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by josefresco on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:22PM (#8768416)
At first I thought it was an umbrella...

Than I thought it was an app that tells you when it's going to rain...

Which led me to believe it could be some sort of satire...

Then at the bottom is an actual umbrella, so now I'm thinking it's a weather app AND umbrella? and NOT satire?

No idea, but I already have numerous weather apps, and an umbrella in my car.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by profinger on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:58PM (#8768630)
And none of those put together cost you $60. These were my thoughts exactly!
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by jrs235 on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:06PM (#8768682)
Same here. Except when I first read the headline I read it as "Kisha - The umbrella you'll never use."
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by ryan_j_naughton on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:26PM (#8768446)
I'm skeptical of any product page that uses the word 'perfect' too many times:

"We're big fans of perfectly crafted products." "built with a perfect opening and closing mechanism" "built using perfect stitching"

Especially when high quality umbrellas tend to cost more than this without the app or tracking technology.

I think this product could definitely be useful, but it is all about the clean, minimal experience to make it so.

Instead, I envision this product doing really well as an impulse buy at Macys, Sharper Image, and similar stores around Christmas. Parents and grandparents will buy this for their younger family members thinking it is cool. Then the young people will forget it at the bar anyway because the reason they forgot their cheap umbrellas was not the lack of reminder, but because they were drunk.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by sysk on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:03PM (#8768273)
Can't figure out if this is a real product or satire.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by tomkin on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:15PM (#8768362)
I can't love this. It seems there is a flood of new products that allow you to track or remember them. This can't be sustainable in the long run, as each product uses it's own proprietary technology, that requires you to use a specific app. Fast-forward 5-10 years. Do I want 30 apps on my phone that track the various things I may or may not bring with me? Nope. That would be very annoying, indeed.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by vinceguidry on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:37PM (#8768524)
Where you see hell I see market forces making everyone freer and more powerful.

Once everything has intelligence, we'll need to manage that intelligence. We need one phone app and not dozens.

There's only one thing I can see that can make that happen. Open protocols. Open device APIs. Then we can make our own management apps. Oh what a wonderful day that will be.

When I can coordinate my bathroom scale with the app that manages my grocery list. When I can automatically start my car at 8:30 am, but only if my shower ran. When I can actually teach my house to understand whether I'm actually there or not.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by smoyer on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:45PM (#8768569)
Yet that same phenomenon means that losing your phone feels like losing all the objects tracked by your phone. I agree that this can be done well if we try but it should also be so resilient that you can be on a new phone with the same applications, data and settings in just a few minutes.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by aroch on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:58PM (#8768631)
>own proprietary technology

Surely they should all use BLE or similar? If umbrella disconnects (you're outside the 15-25m range), give an alert. If using BLE, the protocol is essentially open and other apps could build around it.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by bretthopper on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:40PM (#8768542)
"100% windproof"

Downtown in any big city would probably prove that to be wrong very quickly. Toronto destroys umbrellas.

They make some nice claims WITHOUT any warranty at all.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by jrs235 on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:08PM (#8768692)
It's great if the wind won't mangle your umbrella, but if its windy and raining and your umbrella merely inverts you'll get wet.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by michaeln on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:11PM (#8768336)
Is this a problem people are willing to pay to solve? Is the fact that it's raining outside a good enough reminder not to lose your umbrella? Just curious.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by rprospero on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:34PM (#8768491)
It wasn't raining when I left home this morning, so I didn't bring an umbrella to work. It's raining now and I need to walk home with no umbrella.

Still doesn't mean that I'm going to buy one of these.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by jaydub on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:18PM (#8768381)
It's cheaper and easier for me to just lose my umbrella and buy a new one if that happens than to pay $60 upfront
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by ddeck on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:28PM (#8768458)
People often carry umbrellas in areas where rain is less predictable. I've left umbrellas in restaurants etc. before, but...

a) I know where I left it, and

b) a decent umbrella costs $3 where I live, so I'd need to lose 20 before this became cost effective.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by atwebb on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:10PM (#8768708)
Wouldn't the pay off be not getting wet when you would've forgotten an umbrella? It's not presenting $60 in umbrella value, it's availability/convenience value.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by camtarn on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:08PM (#8768697)
As a habitual umbrella-loser, this is an awesome product :D

A bit of copy-editing:

'percepitation' in all the screenshots should be 'precipitation'. Or possibly just 'rain' / 'snow' / 'hail' ;)

'It doesn't bother you if leave one of your safe locations' -> 'It doesn't bother you if [you] leave [it in] one of your safe locations'

'It works in the buildings' -> 'It works in buildings'

I'll also second "too many uses of perfect". If it's perfect, why does it come with a warranty? ;)

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by gorancandrlic on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:11PM (#8768722)
Thanks, will change...
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by nicpottier on Thursday December 18, 2014 @11:59AM (#8768242)
Isn't this just putting a Tile [1] (or any number of other BLE devices) on an umbrella?

[1] https://www.thetileapp.com/

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by manacit on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:25PM (#8768435)
Indeed - there exists an umbrella that bundles a tile: https://www.bluntumbrellas.com/xsmetro-tile

You get the advantage of the Tile ecosystem, which means anyone with the app installed has the potential to help track your umbrella.

The only value-add here is that they have an app that tells you when rain is forecasted, from what I can tell.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by gorancandrlic on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:02PM (#8768265)
Actually no, because the use case is quite different. We wanted to create an umbrella that really has an app that helps. With Tile, you would just get the location feature, without the weather forecast
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by kordless on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:12PM (#8768343)
But buying a product for a singular use and complicating it by including a singular app I have to install will only result in wasting people's time. Not to mention the fact umbrellas are pretty much a commodity. I'd encourage exploring the the general idea of attaching custom trackers to specific objects. Build out an IFTTT type app that tracks things on a selective basis. Backpacks on work days, umbrellas on rainy days, camera when you are going to the game, etc. The tracker tags should be customized for each use. The umbrella one attaches with a punch through pin and lock plate, for example.

Also, your general use statement is all wrong. The biggest problem with umbrellas isn't losing them, it's them getting destroyed by a gust of wind or simple, unrepairable mechanical failures. A better use statement would be "Never get caught again without your umbrella/backpack/camera/etc."

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by erroneousfunk on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:56PM (#8768616)
I have Tile, and I also have Phillips Hue lightbulbs, which I currently have hooked up to email and social media alerts, but, if I felt so inclined, I could easily connect to a weather forecast. Or... I could just have a weather alert app on my phone (I'm sure there are tons of them).

Current technology has already solved the generic version of this problem. What you've done is solve this problem again, but only for a very specific use case, while requiring the user to buy in to a bunch of specific software and overhead that only helps them in that specific use case.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by zabraxias on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:52PM (#8768601)
A person named Goran who created a smart umbrella called "Kisha" - rain in srbo-croatian. The world makes sense :)
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by gorancandrlic on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:10PM (#8768710)
Thanks. I did not come up with the name :)
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by RobertKerans on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:18PM (#8768759)
"Here at fadgadg.et, we are making the internet of things a reality. Our beautiful SmartFondue comes with a exquisitely-designed iPhone 6 app that subtly notifies you when your cheese is ready. Integrating perfectly with the iOS UI, the app adjusts the lock-screen and main UI colour in perfect synchronicity with the SmartFondue itself, transitioning delightfully from virginal white to the deep golden yellow of perfectly-cooked cheese."
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by steeve on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:11PM (#8768332)
I really am not so sold on the idea of having to charge my umbrella...

I do wish you all the success though!

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by gorancandrlic on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:29PM (#8768464)
You don't need to charge the umbrella, just replace the battery on the beacon.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by erroneousfunk on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:57PM (#8768623)
Awesome, now I'll just add "replace umbrella batteries" on the list of things I have to remember to do every 6 months or so.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by ask5 on Friday December 19, 2014 @11:45AM (#8772992)
put it on your google calendar
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by adamkochanowicz on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:30PM (#8768824)
facepalm
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by gizmo on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:12PM (#8768731)
Products like this make it hard to argue we're not in a bubble right now. An umbrella with bluetooth and a smartphone app? Seriously?

The idea of taking a mundane household object and adding bluetooth + app support to it is not a sensible formula for innovation. I can think of a hundred products that follow from this formula, and they're all terrible:

* Coffee machine + App. Tells you when coffee is ready. Tell coffee machine to start making coffee as you wake up.

* Vacuum cleaner + App. Tells you when the bag is almost full, sends automatic push notification when you haven't vacuumed a room for too long (using GPS and artificial intelligence!)

* Phone charger + App. Send a push notification to your tablet when your phone is done charging and vice versa.

* Water dispenser + App. Lets you know when your plants need water.

* Sandwich + App. Will send you a push notification when you've eaten the sandwich and final push notification when the sandwich has left your body.

These innovations are just gimmicks, and have no hope of ever becoming more than that. A shame, because launching any kind of product takes a tremendous amount of effort, and I'd rather see people put that effort into something more productive.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by endlessvoid94 on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:17PM (#8768370)
Is losing your umbrella a common problem?
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by pmoriarty on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:26PM (#8768442)
For me, yes. I've lost so many umbrellas.

But that reminds me of a story I heard told by Alejandro Jodorowsky,[1] about being at a dinner at Dali's home and Dali telling him about the times when he and Picasso used to go for walks on the beach, and they would keep finding clocks buried in the sand.

Then, Dali asked Jodorowsky whether he too had ever found any clocks in the sand on the beach.

Jodorowsky thought, "What could I say to the great Dali? If I say that yes, I have found clocks in the sand, then I would seem arrogant. And if I say that I never found any clocks, then I would seem like a little man."

"So I thought for a while and then said, 'No, Dali, I have never found any clocks in the sand. But I have lost a lot.'"[2]

[1] - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alejandro_Jodorowsky

[2] - The quotes are not verbatim. This is from memory of an interview I saw with Jodorowsky, which I can not find right now. If anyone has a link to it and can provide a verbatim quote, that would be appreciated.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by moron4hire on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:05PM (#8768674)
I'm curious what issues of false-positives and false-negatives this might have. Did I actually remember my umbrella, but the app hasn't updated the location it knows of the umbrella yet, so it starts bugging me to go back? Did I forget to turn the app on, so I leave my umbrella behind, feeling secure that I'll receive a reminder that is never going to come? Do I just plain forget my phone sometimes?

Without some way to guarantee a low failure rate, I can see something like this getting so annoying that I'd just turn it off completely.

And besides, I thought only people who rarely needed rain gear used umbrellas. The last time I visited Portland, or Ireland, I didn't see anyone with umbrellas. Everyone wore rain jackets. Incidentally, they keep your hands free.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by lost_name on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:58PM (#8768632)
I think a better product would be to create a band you can wrap around your own umbrella that does the same thing. Of course, it could be for anything at that point and that is often more difficult to market whereas losing an umbrella is a fairly normal problem.

Just my (unrequested) two cents.

Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by jack-r-abbit on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:52PM (#8768945)
My thoughts exactly. It is not like this umbrella is going to be enhanced by integrating the tech. You aren't going to "deploy" the umbrella from your phone. Simple add-on tags (which are already trying to take off) would suffice for a lot of things.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by rickyc091 on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:10PM (#8768711)
Seems it only comes with a 3 year warranty even though it claims to be 100% windproof / corrosion proof. I was hoping it would at least be lifetime like totes.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by profinger on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:09PM (#8768703)
I have enough apps on my phone I don't need to pay $60 to have it more clogged up so I don't forget an umbrella that I overpaid for to begin with.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by FlyingAvatar on Friday December 19, 2014 @11:17AM (#8772843)
Why not a device you can attach to any umbrella? I feel like the umbrella market is pretty saturated. (Terrible pun not intended.)
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by avree on Thursday December 18, 2014 @11:59AM (#8768237)
Does it actually exist? I'm interested, but I'm always dubious when I see a shipdate that is in the future.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by gorancandrlic on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:03PM (#8768274)
Hi Avre, yes, it does. We've manufactured a small quantity that will ship in January. We've also prepared our production lines to support bigger quantities as we scale our operations. Thanks for your comment.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by dfuego on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:14PM (#8768351)
Why you didn't go with one of the crowdfunding sites?
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by gorancandrlic on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:27PM (#8768451)
Because we're already in production and don't think that it would make a big difference. We'd rather do it on our own site.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by sharkweek on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:31PM (#8768475)
This is pretty neat, but I think it is severely underestimating my ability to lose/leave things behind
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by frncscgmz on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:11PM (#8768337)
This is a very confusing. I had to scroll all the way down the page to see actual photos of the umbrella.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by okasaki on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:01PM (#8768645)
I've only ever left umbrellas on trains and buses, which this wouldn't be very useful with.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by heyts on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:32PM (#8768483)
Seems like a solution in search of a problem. At least it's not very expensive.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by TallGuyShort on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:09PM (#8768705)
I wonder if their image might be improved by marketing it as Ki$ha instead.
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by ask5 on Thursday December 18, 2014 @01:09PM (#8768704)
I see a dot com like bubble all over again
Re:Kisha – The umbrella you'll never lose by turboladen on Thursday December 18, 2014 @12:48PM (#8768587)
Obviously not marketed towards California.