Not knocking your opinion as I will admit to being a bread plebeian, but wow.
My housemates (in London) are from Palestine, Poland, Romania and Hungary, and in average British terms all count as bread elitists. None can understand why the squashy, tasteless, white bread is popular here, and struggle to understand why people would buy crap bread, of all things!
To understand the question, you need to know that if you buy a bread product in a Chinese bakery, there will be some sort of filling -- beans, a hot dog, anything -- hidden in the middle (well, a hot dog will usually stick out visibly on either side).
When I replied that bread is bread all the way through, there was a followup question: "If it's all just bread, how can one bread be different from another bread?"
It was hard to know how to respond. Different breads taste different. Some are high-quality, some are low. People aren't just imagining the difference between sourdough and wonderbread.
Feature Request: M-x slice-bread
"Emacs gives you everything, including sliced bread!"
"Vim gives you a knife."