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Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by jayzalowitz on Monday July 28, 2014 @10:26AM (#8096870)
I don't even need to read the rest of the story and the article can only get worse if I find out what is actually going on.
Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by gliese1337 on Monday July 28, 2014 @10:52AM (#8097047)
They launched a satellite with geckos and insects onboard to observe their mating behavior in zero-g, then lost control of it. Now they've gotten control back. The headline is indeed surprisingly accurate.