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Re:Finland Buying a Million Landmines on Wednesday October 21, 2026 @07:44AM (#50179281)
energized, interesting choice of words considering their recent power plant losses. Was this a pun?
Re:Astra for Law on Thursday September 17, 2026 @05:58PM (#49747196)
This is really cool.
Re:Kimi K3 is now live on Thursday July 16, 2026 @05:16PM (#48940357)
https://trustedrouter.com/models/moonshotai/kimi-k3 is a good option if you want that to actually be the case.
Re:Zuck#: A programming language for connecting the world. And harvest... on Thursday January 15, 2026 @05:20PM (#46640216)
Hey yall, author here.

This was made by claude code as a demo to someone, and because I thought it would be funny.

It actually works have a look: https://github.com/jayzalowitz/zucksharp

Re:Zuck#: A programming language for connecting the world. And harvest... on Thursday January 15, 2026 @05:17PM (#46640169)
Im the author. Feel free to dm me anything you want added.
Re:Zuck#: A programming language for connecting the world. And harvest... on Thursday January 15, 2026 @05:16PM (#46640152)
No, actually Zuck# works, this is a working language.
Re:Zuck#: A programming language for connecting the world. And harvest... on Thursday January 15, 2026 @05:15PM (#46640139)
Author here:

Yeah actually, I wanted to demonstrate claude code, and my relatively complicated process for developement to someone, so I made a programming language to show them.

I actually met mark when we were both mentoring the fwd.us hackathon, from that limited interaction, I do think hed probably get a reasonable chuckle out of this.

Re:Zuck#: A programming language for connecting the world. And harvest... on Thursday January 15, 2026 @05:13PM (#46640115)
Hi author here: 100% smoked meats floating around was out of my head and not the ai.
Re:Zuck#: A programming language for connecting the world. And harvest... on Thursday January 15, 2026 @05:11PM (#46640097)
Am author: This is accurate.
Re:Scientists Discover Oldest Poison, on 60k-Year-Old Arrows on Friday January 09, 2026 @05:35PM (#46560398)
the main poison used today is dopamine.
Re:Don't tug on that, you never know what it might be attached to on Monday December 01, 2025 @02:15AM (#46104432)
congratulations on being the highest emdash users of hacker news, I totally get why now.
Re:Multi-Region Row Level Security in CockroachDB on Wednesday July 09, 2025 @08:09PM (#44515975)
well done!
Re:ALICE detects the conversion of lead into gold at the LHC on Friday May 09, 2025 @11:50AM (#43938180)
Takes more power.
Re:Alphabet in Talks to Buy Cloud Security Firm Wiz for $33B on Monday March 17, 2025 @08:14PM (#43394273)
If they dont call it G-Wiz afterwords i'm disappointed in google's culture.
Re:GIMP 3.0 Released on Monday March 17, 2025 @08:11PM (#43394242)
It blows my mind that the cockroach db founders started this 29 years ago.

Amazing to see this release.

Re:Supreme Court rules to uphold TikTok ban, setting stage for shutdown on Friday January 17, 2025 @02:32PM (#42742304)
I believe theres a related argument that congress might be making here, idk.
Re:H5N1 virus isolated from infected dairy worker is 100% lethal in fe... on Tuesday October 29, 2024 @11:03PM (#41991612)
I mean, how are we supposed to extract information without ferrets.
Re:U.S. National Debt Tops $35T for First Time on Tuesday July 30, 2024 @01:25PM (#41111792)
We did it!!!

Great work from both sides.

Good teamwork.

Re:The CAP theorem Is Irrelevant for Cloud Systems on Thursday July 25, 2024 @11:21AM (#41069747)
and considering most cloud compute has a better backbone or internal routing, userspace should see this less.

That being said, if this is truly a problem for you CRDB is basically built with this all in mind.

Re:Show HN: S3HyperSync – Faster S3 sync tool – iterating with up to 1... on Monday July 08, 2024 @11:30PM (#40912306)
Anyone have time to dig in and say what tricks its using most?
Re:A New Era for Mixed Reality on Monday April 22, 2024 @04:34PM (#40119942)
I see the day to day for you, but bill gates is probably gonna get statues made of him for some of the things he is doing, especially in africa.
Re:After 111 years, SF finally moving to oust PG&E and create a public... on Monday March 04, 2024 @09:04AM (#39590616)
I believe it also supplies most of the water to the area?
Re:Bluesky signups are now open to the public on Tuesday February 06, 2024 @01:00PM (#39277886)
Anyone else seem to observe people who previous tended to move to bluesky and kill their twitter happened to be radical and potentially dangerous politicians (I can think of one in sf off the top of my head
Re:Transcripts for CNN Broadcasts on Friday January 05, 2024 @03:25AM (#38876949)
Did someone work a finetunes script out yet?
Re:After getting $824M in state aid, GM to cut 900 jobs at Orion Assembly on Thursday December 14, 2023 @04:15PM (#38647352)
I guess its better than a sports stadium...
Re:Biogen-Sage Therapeutics postpartum depression pill priced at $15900 on Tuesday November 07, 2023 @04:36PM (#38183200)
How the hell is the price that high.
Re:LabelContactRelationYoungerCousinMothersSiblingsDaughterOrFathersSi... on Thursday September 21, 2023 @07:09PM (#37605695)
Issue: Needs to designate roomate meeting place, such as college

Also mad props for thinking of the exact same thing.

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