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Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by IgorPartola on Monday July 28, 2014 @10:31AM (#8096914)
Despite the "linkbait" title, it's not actually linkbait. Please read the short article.
Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by cheepin on Monday July 28, 2014 @11:16AM (#8097210)
reminded me of an onion title.
Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by RadioAndrea on Monday July 28, 2014 @10:50AM (#8097030)
I wonder if they plan on recovering the satellite and the geckos. Cameras are ok, but it would be much more useful to have a live sample of space-born geckos to research. Looking at the pictures of this thing, it looks like it might have non-destructive down-mass capabilities, but then I question whether the eggs will survive landing.
Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by tkinom on Monday July 28, 2014 @11:23AM (#8097281)
This story is the first 10 second clip of the next Godzilla movie.
Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by delucain on Monday July 28, 2014 @12:38PM (#8097835)
The end of the article says: "[Roscosmos] will have to wait until the satellite falls to Earth to know [what caused the communications interruption]." That sounds like they intend to de-orbit and recover the satellite to me. The real question is whether the geckos could survive re-entry. My guess is no.
Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by ejr on Monday July 28, 2014 @11:09AM (#8097161)
Would it be feasible to launch a sealed biome into space and have it function autonomously? A bit like this fellow's terrarium linked here a while ago http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2267504/The-s...

The idea of a mini-Earth orbiting Earth monitored by cameras and fed just enough filtered light fascinates me.

Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by dm2 on Monday July 28, 2014 @11:17AM (#8097218)
It would be possible, but expensive.

NASA has been doing gardening research aboard the ISS for years:

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/research/experimen... http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/research/10-074.ht... http://www.gizmag.com/veggie/31613/

An orbiting satellite with plants would be expensive because it would need climate control and a way to both protect against too much sun and radiation and at the same time allow some sun for growing the plants. You'd also have to find very specific bacteria, fungus, plants, and other organisms that could survive that kind of environment, if you miscalculated then the experiment would quickly fail and it would be a huge waste of money (because you can't bring the capsule back to earth to study what did/didn't survive and it would be hard to visibly see what failed with just a camera and misc sensors).

You can probably work with a NASA project to get something aboard the ISS (if you're very lucky) but you'd have to show how it could benefit them rather than it just being cool to do.

Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by jayzalowitz on Monday July 28, 2014 @10:26AM (#8096870)
I don't even need to read the rest of the story and the article can only get worse if I find out what is actually going on.
Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by gliese1337 on Monday July 28, 2014 @10:52AM (#8097047)
They launched a satellite with geckos and insects onboard to observe their mating behavior in zero-g, then lost control of it. Now they've gotten control back. The headline is indeed surprisingly accurate.
Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by timje1 on Monday July 28, 2014 @10:23AM (#8096843)
This is a dynamite title.
Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by Zikes on Monday July 28, 2014 @10:27AM (#8096878)
No mention of the condition of the lizards. I hope they're alright.
Re:Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite by vezzy-fnord on Monday July 28, 2014 @10:51AM (#8097038)
For a moment, I thought this was the: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News