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Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by grimman on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:12PM (#7956705)
A purpose-built tool that LOOKS like a stool. Ie. the title is misleading.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by MrZongle2 on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:43PM (#7956802)
"Stool" is probably a more descriptive term than what it is really called, which is probably along the lines of "EMERGENCY LANDING GIRDLE, HARRIER, REINFORCED, MIL-STD 9503" and conveniently priced in the upper five figures.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by mtdewcmu on Friday June 27, 2014 @09:03PM (#7957044)
If that were the case, it wouldn't be a stool, it would be an ELGHR. It looks pretty uncomfortable, too, especially for upwards of $10k.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by ChuckMcM on Friday June 27, 2014 @09:06PM (#7957056)
Clearly its a Support Tool On Oversized Legs :-)
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by mtdewcmu on Friday June 27, 2014 @09:49PM (#7957160)
Nah, the military doesn't have a sense of humor.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by ISL on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:23PM (#7956742)
The purpose-built tool for main (rear) gear failure must be an interesting-looking piece of work.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by fletchowns on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:30PM (#7956758)
I don't understand the distinction you are trying to make. Even if it's purpose built, it still fits the definition of a stool.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by mtdewcmu on Friday June 27, 2014 @08:59PM (#7957028)
All the stools I've ever sat on would be about as tall as one of the wheels and would have been crushed to splinters...
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by tantalor on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:37PM (#7956787)
A stool is something I sit on, not something an aircraft lands on.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by catshirt on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:55PM (#7956842)
Schrodinger's stool? the stool is not until it's sat on?
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by ufmace on Saturday June 28, 2014 @08:03PM (#7959839)
That was my first thought when I read the title. What, a stool, like one I would sit on? A barstool or something? What stool wouldn't be completely destroyed by any aircraft landing on it?
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by stcredzero on Friday June 27, 2014 @08:15PM (#7956901)
Someone should make a purpose-built remote-controlled vehicle for this! On my street, there are workmen who are using a remote-controlled vehicle to tamp down dirt during street repair.

http://gamka.com/index.php/construction-equipment-rentals/wa...

Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by turnip1979 on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:17PM (#7956724)
Reminded me of those trust exercises where you have to fall back hoping someone would catch you :) Cool video though.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by mVChr on Friday June 27, 2014 @08:16PM (#7956903)
Nice propaganda piece from whoever's trying to justify the horrible decision to put VTOL on the F-35.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by trhway on Friday June 27, 2014 @09:16PM (#7957101)
Harrier is 45 years old. There is no need for propaganda, just a statistics form its use would do it. So there is definitely need for the new VTOL.

How this new VTOL was built is another question. F-35 VTOL seems to be an improvement over Harrier. Of course it is still to be seen in real life. What, because of VTOL req, F-35 isn't an improvement over is the F-15/18/22/etc...

Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by rbanffy on Friday June 27, 2014 @09:39PM (#7957144)
The Harrier still is a pretty impressive fighter. The F-35 is, also, quite impressive, but not quite for the same reasons. Or the right ones, I should say.

Unfortunately, in this world that considers low observability so important, the Harrier is the opposite of stealth.

Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by thrill on Friday June 27, 2014 @09:57PM (#7957168)
Low observability is crucial in a world where a $100,000 missile can bring down a $100,000,000 fighter.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by rbanffy on Friday June 27, 2014 @10:03PM (#7957181)
There are two ways out of this - make fighters cheaper or make them stealthier.

There is probably a $200K unit that can already track and take down an F-35. Or, in 10 years, there will be. Multi-mission fighters are usually easy targets.

Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by HarryHirsch on Saturday June 28, 2014 @12:12AM (#7957382)
I hope to live long enough to see declassified reports of Autonomous Underwater Vehicles that can take out an entire aircraft carrier. I also hope not to see them in action.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by mtdewcmu on Friday June 27, 2014 @08:53PM (#7957004)
Was it propaganda? I watched it with no sound, but I was thinking about Pierre Sprey's critiques the whole time. At least we have excellent pilots.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by dkulchenko on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:55PM (#7956837)
What would've happened had the "stool" not been there?

It seemed (though perhaps the footage was slowed) that the plane descended vertically pretty slowly, so it would've banged the nose on the carrier at touchdown, but would that have been severe?

Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by jackgavigan on Friday June 27, 2014 @08:17PM (#7956909)
It would certainly have grounded the aircraft until it could be inspected/repaired back on land and it would probably have destroyed the radar housed in the aircraft's nose.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by dwd on Friday June 27, 2014 @10:00PM (#7957175)
You can see the airframe flex a bit as he hits the stool so you'd likely break the frame if it hit too hard.

The point where it's flexing is where the front gear would normally be.

Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by hiharryhere on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:50PM (#7956825)
This is amazing, Harriers are notoriously hard to control in vertical ascent/descent.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by rbanffy on Friday June 27, 2014 @09:41PM (#7957146)
I keep hearing managing the transition between normal flight and VTOL flight is the trickiest part, and that the VTOL mode is very automated, with reaction jets on the wings controlled with the stick the way you would expect them to be.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by jusben1369 on Friday June 27, 2014 @08:12PM (#7956895)
I liked how he made it very clear just how nervous/scared he was. No fake bravado.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by mtdewcmu on Friday June 27, 2014 @08:49PM (#7956990)
No need when you've got video.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by Gustomaximus on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:59PM (#7956854)
What if a traditional landing jet had the nose gear fail? Do the belly land, eject or other?
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by neurotech1 on Friday June 27, 2014 @10:01PM (#7957176)
There is a video on Youtube of a Marine F/A-18 with a nose gear problem using the emergency barricade on the carrier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD_mUwzpUs4

The jet was reportedly flown off the carrier a few months later after being repaired.

Some F/A-18 pilots with nosegear problems have used field arresting cable to stop and the empty center fuel tank to take the landing impact. With pilot skill and some luck, This results in almost no damage to the actual airframe.

Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by Pinckney on Saturday June 28, 2014 @12:55AM (#7957455)
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by Sanddancer on Friday June 27, 2014 @08:03PM (#7956873)
Belly land and send the plane in for pretty considerable repairs.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by doubleshadow on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:32PM (#7956765)
This wasn't very cool. I think I could do this.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by nsxwolf on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:38PM (#7956790)
Nothing you can do is cool then? That's sad.
Re:Pilot lands faulty fighter jet on a stool at sea [video] by jonsen on Friday June 27, 2014 @07:36PM (#7956780)
The solution was obvious immediately when the gear failed, "Oh shit!".