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Re:Gabriel García Márquez, Literary Pioneer, Dies at 87 by spodek on Friday April 18, 2014 @08:26AM (#7608898)
I've been collecting great opening lines to books. This line has topped the list -- not that I ranked them, but I put it first, followed by "It was inevitable. The scent of bitter almonds always reminded Dr. Juvenal Urbino of the fate of unrequited love." from Love in the Time of Cholera.

If you know of others that are missing, let me know: http://joshuaspodek.com/great-opening-lines-to-books

On a note of remembrance, many years ago, when I lived in Paris, my friend volunteered at the English Language Library for the Blind there. She told me they valued American accents in the readings there and asked if I would read a book for them. I agreed and decided on Love in the Time of Cholera. The librarian suggested starting with a shorter book, but I loved the book so much I couldn't pick another.

Only after starting it did I realize how much longer it takes to read a book out loud than silently and how much time I had volunteered for them. Still, I finished the book. I still wonder if my reading is still there. I recorded it onto cassette tapes.

Re:Gabriel García Márquez, Literary Pioneer, Dies at 87 by tawhaki on Friday April 18, 2014 @12:22PM (#7609813)
My favorite opening line is definitely "The following day, no one died.", from Saramago's Death with Interrruptions. Wonderful book.
Re:Gabriel García Márquez, Literary Pioneer, Dies at 87 by iaskwhy on Saturday April 19, 2014 @05:28AM (#7613026)
Did you read it in English? If so, does it follow his very particular style using a capitalised word after a comma for dialogues?

Being able to enjoy Saramago at full potential is one of the few things that makes me very happy to be Portuguese.