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Re:I’ve Sent This Over 100 Times to Recruiters looking for .... by _puk on Thursday April 10, 2014 @03:52AM (#7564733)
JavaScript - more like a jacket with thousands of pockets. Some contain useful tools, usable by anyone with some experience of DIY. Others, extremely dangerous tools, many with their safety features disabled, usable only by qualified builders. There is no manual as to which is which.

CoffeeScript - A T-shirt and tie combo. You started with the intention to look smart, but got distracted by all the other cool looks you could potentially carry.

Re:I’ve Sent This Over 100 Times to Recruiters looking for .... by CmonDev on Thursday April 10, 2014 @04:28AM (#7564850)
> JavaScript Half the pockets a full of dung, so you have to use fingers very carefully.

> CoffeeScript Also both are bright pink, because why wouldn't you come up with your own syntax sugar when you have such an option?