I'd love something like [0]You can't javascript under pressure, but You can't Query under pressure for SQL. :-)
(The "you won" screen is also godawful, not least because of the potential risk of triggering seizures in the epileptic, but also very much because it's incredibly ugly. I mean, I know that tasteless is the new tasteful, but really.)
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More seriously, shouldn't it be possible to post a version thoroughly enough sanitized to avoid giving the game away to your potential applicants, without losing the sense of the original? You don't identify your organization in your HN profile, so it doesn't seem terribly likely anyone who's looking for hints on your hiring process will find it. And, hey, it's entirely possible you'll get feedback which helps improve the question you're actually using in your interviews!
I'd use the Web SQL Database stuff that W3C was working on, except that they stopped doing that in 2010, which guarantees the corpse is dead and rotting; unfortunately, the only emulation libraries I've been able to find implement various key-value stores on top of WebSQL, which is the precise inverse of what I'd need.
I suppose it'd be theoretically feasible, albeit hideously ugly, to create and populate a fresh database and account per user on a MySQL engine; with careful grants and a bit of scripting to kill slow queries before they can multiply and throttle the server, that might be workable on the small to medium scale, although I don't doubt a "Show HN" post would kill it in short order.
Thinking about it, I suspect I've more or less recapitulated why there is currently no "You Can't SQL Under Pressure"; it's a more subtle problem than it seems at first blush. If you come up with any clever ideas on the subject, I'd love to hear about them!
(I catch anything sent to viewthesource.org, so I like to customize it when giving my email to people)
It should be noted that we're in Bentonville, AR. That could potentially be a limiting factor for some people.
That must be a weird change, yeah, but it sounds good on the whole. It's a shame the timing didn't work out on this; if I still lived in Memphis, I'd have jumped at the opportunity. (I didn't like living in Memphis very well -- Bentonville seems like it'd be much more congenial.)
I know a little bit about JB Hunt's IT. They use COBOL and Java. They might have some other stuff, but they seem big on those two from what I've heard.
The first is the easiest, and the second one isn't bad. The 3rd and 4th trip up most people though.