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Re:Fork My Dongle by antidaily on Friday March 22, 2013 @12:32AM (#5421388)
Exactly. It's just a reference to an unfortunate series of events that won't be worth explaining in a month. Make it 'Fork My Repo' and I'm a buyer.
Re:Fork My Dongle by mlent on Friday March 22, 2013 @02:53AM (#5421713)
As a woman I'd probably be afraid to wear a "Fork my Repo" shirt. I think you can guess why. Just some food for thought...
Re:Fork My Dongle by theorique on Friday March 22, 2013 @11:27AM (#5423513)
As a man, I would love to wear a "Fork My Vagina" shirt and watch people gawk.
Re:Fork My Dongle by rplnt on Friday March 22, 2013 @06:49AM (#5422201)
Why? (not why as "I don't see anything wrong" but why as "I really don't know, please explain")
Re:Fork My Dongle by unalone on Friday March 22, 2013 @09:20AM (#5422693)
There's a certain type of guy who will use anything about a woman that appears vaguely sexual to a) assume she's "up for grabs" and hit on her/make inappropriate remarks since they feel she's given permission and b) call the same woman a slut and similarly-toned remarks if she tells them that, no, she's not really appreciative of being treated like a sex vending machine.
Re:Fork My Dongle by theorique on Friday March 22, 2013 @10:18AM (#5423011)
That's what she said.
Re:Fork My Dongle by unalone on Friday March 22, 2013 @10:34AM (#5423122)
Really not necessary, relevant, helpful, or even funny, dude.
Re:Fork My Dongle by theorique on Friday March 22, 2013 @11:53AM (#5423699)
(nesting maxed)

I mean, literally the point of The Office is that Michael Scott is a racist, sexist bigot. And when you ironically emulate him, the result is that you kind of come off that way yourself. It's not especially pointed irony, either.

I said nothing racist here, just inappropriately sexualized (as the TWSS joke is intended to do).

Just trying to bring a little levity and lulz to a world of seriousness.

Re:Fork My Dongle by theorique on Friday March 22, 2013 @11:26AM (#5423507)
Perfectly aligned with the Michael Scott usage, then.
Re:Fork My Dongle by unalone on Friday March 22, 2013 @11:50AM (#5423681)
Yes, very! But do you really want to emulate a guy whose whole shtick is being wrong and unlikable every time he does anything?

I mean, literally the point of The Office is that Michael Scott is a racist, sexist bigot. And when you ironically emulate him, the result is that you kind of come off that way yourself. It's not especially pointed irony, either.

Re:Fork My Dongle by ChrisNorstrom on Friday March 22, 2013 @09:32AM (#5422750)
Fork = Fuck

Repo = Vagina

A woman walking around with a metaphoric "fuck my vagina" shirt is asking to be hit on and told dirty jokes. It would be like a straight man going into a gay bar with a shirt that says "My backdoor is open".

Re:Fork My Dongle by jgrahamc on Friday March 22, 2013 @10:05AM (#5422932)
How did you get vagina from repo?
Re:Fork My Dongle by mlent on Friday March 22, 2013 @04:44PM (#5425589)
I think my point was moreso that wearing that shirt isn't asking for that at all, but will be treated that way.
Re:Fork My Dongle by mlent on Friday March 22, 2013 @01:13PM (#5424198)
In addition to the points made by unalone, I'll just add that oftentimes rape apologists will blame the victim with phrases like "Look at her outfit, she was asking for it" type of reasoning. It makes me really self-conscious of what I wear, even though I know it shouldn't matter.
Re:Fork My Dongle by dfxm12 on Friday March 22, 2013 @10:20AM (#5423027)
I see other women wearing shirts that say "kiss me, I'm Irish", and other such suggestive quotes on them, and people still don't really kiss them any more than people not wearing such a shirt.

Just offering another data point.

Re:Fork My Dongle by mlent on Friday March 22, 2013 @01:07PM (#5424170)
Sure, other people may be comfortable wearing those clothing. I'm just saying that I, personally, would not feel comfortable doing so. Unfortunately, the "did you see what she was wearing? she was asking for it!" line of thinking still exists with some people :/
Re:Fork My Dongle by hmc on Friday March 22, 2013 @07:36AM (#5422326)
Men can have their repos forked too.
Re:Fork My Dongle by VMG on Friday March 22, 2013 @06:17AM (#5422127)
What about "I'll fork your repo"?
Re:Fork My Dongle by smoyer on Friday March 22, 2013 @06:08AM (#5422100)
Fork my repo and leave my dongle alone?
Re:Fork My Dongle by mikecane on Friday March 22, 2013 @07:21AM (#5422287)
"Don't Touch My Dongle?"
Re:Fork My Dongle by hmc on Friday March 22, 2013 @07:37AM (#5422331)
She wants the D:/
Re:Fork My Dongle by stcredzero on Friday March 22, 2013 @01:58PM (#5424491)
"Your dongle: Do Not Want!"

Probably more realistic. Probably covers a larger % of cases.

Re:Fork My Dongle by candybar on Friday March 22, 2013 @10:15AM (#5422998)
If you let me touch your dongle, I'll let you fork my repo
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Re:Fork My Dongle by nicedongle on Friday March 22, 2013 @12:46AM (#5421420)
We got your back quite literally: https://teespring.com/DongleGate
Re:Fork My Dongle by clicks on Friday March 22, 2013 @01:59AM (#5421601)
So, to be clear, unlike submitted link's teespring payment arrangements (100% of proceeds will be donated to Girls who Code), 100% of proceeds on your link will be going to your pocket. Not knocking on you, just making it clear you hold no affiliation to the 'Girls who Code' organization as well.
Re:Fork My Dongle by nicedongle on Friday March 22, 2013 @02:12AM (#5421622)
Correct, there is no affiliation - I apologize if I caused any misunderstanding of that. Just trying to create a few laughs and lighten the mood of what was a pretty hectic day for a lot of people!
Re:Fork My Dongle by WayneDB on Friday March 22, 2013 @08:47AM (#5422556)
<-- Downvote here and by all means, do not explain your sensitivities.

Why should we care about donating money to Girls who Code? I'm not a girl and I don't see any reason why I should support them, particularly when the only time I hear anything about girls who code is when they're causing some drama.

You know what girls who code should do? They should write code and be humble instead of forming a group called Girls Who Code in order to get attention and hand-outs. To be clear: I'd rather buy a shirt that makes fun of all the drama caused by girls who code and donate the money to Children Who Are Hungry.

Re:Fork My Dongle by ChrisNorstrom on Friday March 22, 2013 @09:37AM (#5422778)
See you're one of those guys that's ruining it.

It's just a cause, it's just a group of people with similar desires. It's no different than black entreprenuer clubs or jewish groups. They're not asking for a hand out they're just working together.

Re:Fork My Dongle by WayneDB on Friday March 22, 2013 @12:42PM (#5424018)
Yeah, but I was responding to someone who was browbeating someone else because their tee-shirt didn't support Girls Who Code.

I have no problem with the group itself, but if you start acting like people are bad if they don't support the group then I'm going to call it out.

Re:Fork My Dongle by agilescale on Friday March 22, 2013 @10:12AM (#5422977)
You know who the target of Girls who Code are? Girls. Actual girls. Not ``going to meet some girls''(women) girls. Children. Teenagers.

Teenagers who, by culture, are reluctant to approach Computer Science and other technical fields. This education group is trying to reverse this trend.

RTFWebsite next time.

Re:Fork My Dongle by WayneDB on Friday March 22, 2013 @11:25AM (#5423497)
I did read the website. It had one sentence on it. "Dongle is a funny word. Buy this shirt and support women in tech. 100% of profits will be donated to Girls who Code."

If you're targeting females, why post this to a site that is mostly comprised of men?

Re:Fork My Dongle by telcodud on Friday March 22, 2013 @11:57AM (#5423727)
http://www.girlswhocode.com, not the pitch for this t-shirt.
Re:Fork My Dongle by Finbarr on Friday March 22, 2013 @02:05AM (#5421614)
Just to be clear - Fork My Dongle has no affiliation with Girls Who Code either. We absolutely plan to donate 100% of the profits from this shirt campaign to them, though.
Re:Fork My Dongle by hmottestad on Friday March 22, 2013 @06:48AM (#5422200)
"Today, one comment caused an caused an uproar" typo.