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Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by simonsarris on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @02:36PM (#5326789)
Good god this was funny, right down to the usernames.

But now its time to be very HN about it.

> Rats, top comments will be impossible to beat.

Actually I think I have a solution to this, though its just guesswork.

I'm not particularly well known here (or anywhere), but either people actually like the words I say, or I simply have yet to make a complete ass out of myself. (I think one of these is more plausible, but who is to say.)

My average karma on HN is 20.59, which seems to be a lot. Specifically, on the Leaderboard[1] that puts me in fourth place among the HN big names for average karma (though I have nowhere near the total karma to appear there).

I've noticed that when I reply to a post, even if there's already 30 comments, my post usually ends up at the top. And it stays there, even if no one replies, and even if I don't get many or any upvotes for it, for a few hours sometimes.

Alas I don't know for certain, but my guess is that if you have a high average karma then your posts are automatically weighted higher, so you can inject your opinion into almost any topic at any time. This affords me the luxury of being a contradictory whine even if I come late to the party!

Can anyone confirm or deny my suspicion here?

[1] http://news.ycombinator.com/leaders

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by chimeracoder on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @02:55PM (#5326907)
> Alas I don't know for certain, but my guess is that if you have a high average karma then your posts are automatically weighted higher, so you can inject your opinion into almost any topic at any time. This affords me the luxury of being a contradictory whine even if I come late to the party!

One thing I dislike about the 'average karma' is that it discourages engaging in an extended discussion. For example, if you reply to this post, you may get a number of upvotes, but probably not as many as your original post. This creates an incentive just to ignore replies (when possible) so as not to bring down your average comment score.

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by johnernaut on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @03:03PM (#5326956)
It matters in high performance Python.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by kmfrk on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @03:20PM (#5327056)
Just sort the comments randomly, as long as their karma is >=0, and place the negative-karma comments at the bottom.

Done. :P

This algorithmic craze is too clever for its own good. It is particularly evident in the false-positive bans.

(And I swear, it's scary how HN joke comments are indistinguishable from the real ones.)

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by 1337p337 on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @06:50PM (#5328300)
Well, random sorting might be a bit of an annoyance due to HN's other annoyance, the "Unknown or expired link" problem, which seems to crop up more often if I do actual work and then pop over to HN when I have to wait for tests/compilation/etc. Locating the comment you were replying to with random or date-based sorting (so that you can click "reply" again, paste your previous reply, and then resubmit) would be a serious pain in combination with that.

But you're correct in that the current algorithm (or any sufficiently transparent algorithm) does lend itself to gaming. It might be harder to game if you didn't mind penalizing comments based on the quality[1] of replies they generate, then sorting based on the thread's average quality would mean that there's less incentive to post in the top thread just to get exposure, since your new, karma-less post will drag down its average and subsequently could drag down the thread. That could get prohibitively expensive to calculate for huge threads, but would be less prone to gaming, I think.

[1] If we can hand-wave "karma" to mean "quality"; I get way more upvotes when I am flippant but technically correct than I do when I try to be thoughtful.

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by pseut on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @07:53PM (#5328600)
I'm not sure how much you're kidding, but locally perturbing the comments might help a lot. Similar to simulated annealing.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by kmfrk on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @08:10PM (#5328658)
I was being serious (I know it's impossible to know in this submission's comments). I genuinely don't like the system the way it is now.

Locally perturbing and simulated annealing sound interesting. Maybe we could convince pg to reticulate the splines as well.

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by vukmir on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @05:19PM (#5327788)
>This algorithmic craze is too clever for its own good. It is particularly evident in the false-positive bans.

Source?

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by D_Alex on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @08:22PM (#5328701)
OMG dude google it!

http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&output=search&sclien...

Edit: Why am I being downvoted????

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by kmfrk on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @06:36PM (#5328231)
Well, I've been banned on this acccount for long periods of time for one. I don't know if people keep written accounts of being banned for stupid reasons.

It's not like I'm a menace to the community.

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by ndesaulniers on Wednesday March 06, 2013 @01:13AM (#5329662)
I have stuff to say about JIT.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by brk on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @03:04PM (#5326970)
Absolutely, if you care about those numbers. I think my average karma is pretty low, but that's not why I'm here.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by chimeracoder on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @03:14PM (#5327028)
Well, no, right now average score is meaningless. But if having a higher average score means that you have a stronger voice, as OP suggested, then people will start to care about those numbers.

I assume the goal is to encourage high-quality discussions (including extended discussions/back-and-forth), in which case average comment score will work against that.

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by zck on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @03:44PM (#5327219)
If you measure something, people will try to increase it. Just by presenting the number, people are encouraged to maximize it.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by cdmoyer on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @07:52PM (#5328598)
I tend to think that better discussion in a forum like this comes about with less back and forth. That's not to say that alternating comments on opposite sides of a viewpoint can't be enlightening, but I think it's stronger if those viewpoints come from multiple people on both sides.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by pfedor on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @07:33PM (#5328517)
The metric which would be a tad closer to ideal would be some average of u/t where u := the number of users who upvoted a given comment, t := total number of users who saw that comment. Where "saw" can mean either "the comment was already there when the user loaded the comments page", or, if you want to get fancy, "the comment was within the browser's viewport long enough to be read" (which some clever JavaScript can tell you.)
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by orangethirty on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @03:25PM (#5327089)
You are also forgetting your groupies. People will upvote your post because its you and not due to its content. tptacek has mentioned this in the past, and I personally suffer from it.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by mhurron on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @03:29PM (#5327113)
> also forgetting your groupies. ... tptacek has mentioned

I never would have guessed.

I wonder if this thread could be turned into a parody of the parody?

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by kylemaxwell on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @03:32PM (#5327138)
It already has.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by gala8y on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @04:12PM (#5327378)
The question is whether we control it.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by aangjie on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @07:13PM (#5328428)
Councillor Harmann: Of course not. How could they? The idea is pure nonsense. But... it does make one wonder... just... what is control?

~ The matrix revolutions

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by saraid216 on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @05:41PM (#5327928)
The answer to that is always no.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by latterd on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @06:23PM (#5328172)
Hilarious!
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by rozap on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @08:38PM (#5328754)
Disrupt. Disrupt. Disrupt.

Crisis averted.

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by lmm on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @04:20PM (#5327423)
I've certainly noticed it's become easier to get replies as my average karma rises. It's also easier to get posts modded up, creating a positive feedback loop (I'm guessing more people vote on posts that are near the top of the page?). Don't have any concrete evidence though.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by robomartin on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @03:59PM (#5327309)
Well, pg isn't on that leaderboard. Not sure what karma means or what it's worth other to the user than giving one the ability to down-vote (which should require posting a reason for having done so, but that's a different thread).

As a tool or "quality score" that aims to control and keep a forum from derailing this kind of a scoring system has probably done OK. Not sure if it is solely responsible for these effects on sites like HN and SO, but there's not denying that the signal to noise ratio is far better than for example USENET S/N or some forums out there (vBulletin or phpBB type).

Having operated a forum before I can tell you that it can be an absolute nightmare (I was using vBulletin) on many fronts. HN seems to be able to maintain decent quality.

Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by scott_s on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @04:05PM (#5327334)
I believe he has a special rule to take himself off - his karma would put him at the top, and I think he used to be on it.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by mindcrime on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @05:32PM (#5327865)
Yeah, he was definitely at the top before, and now he doesn't appear at all. I'm pretty sure you're right, and he coded in a rule to remove himself from the list.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by Claudus on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @04:15PM (#5327391)
Rats, top comments will be impossible to beat. I can probably piggy-back off a top comment, though, those comment threads aren't long yet...
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by jewbacca on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @06:14PM (#5328125)
Piggybacking off a piggyback comment to take the discussion back on topic:

    There is further parody content in the URLs of the 'reply' links
Didn't realize until stalking through to the author's commentary on his personal blog: http://bradconte.com/hacker-news-parody-thread.html, because the relevant replies (including the author's own: ctrl+f "B-Con") were too far down this thread to ever see without foreknowledge.
Re:Hacker News Parody Thread by Xcelerate on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @02:44PM (#5326839)
> Actually I think I have a solution to this, though its just guesswork.

Darn you ;)