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Re:Found: A protein that drives ageing without unleashing in... by delta_p_delta_x on Saturday November 14, 2026 @09:10AM (#50497164)
> dedicated optimization

So, plastic surgery, and hair dye?

Re:Found: A protein that drives ageing without unleashing in... by cwmoore on Saturday November 14, 2026 @11:39AM (#50498376)
and a couple of islands
Re:Found: A protein that drives ageing without unleashing in... by latentsea on Sunday November 15, 2026 @11:18AM (#50508097)
Islands have been known to be sources of youth.
Re:Found: A protein that drives ageing without unleashing in... by dimavolo on Sunday November 15, 2026 @10:47AM (#50507806)
Nah he’s got the youthful quickness to go with it