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Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page by thewhitetulip on Thursday November 12, 2026 @11:27PM (#50478330)
I am surprised no executive used Copilot to type "Bring Microsoft 365 up. Make no mistakes".. should've been a quick task with SuperIntelligence!
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page by yks on Friday November 13, 2026 @12:28AM (#50478746)
You don't understand, the agents aren't fixing the outage because those human engineers didn't make the infrastructure AI first. The only possible follow-up from this is that the faulty infra needs to be completely thrown away in favor of the vibecoded replacement.
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page by thewhitetulip on Friday November 13, 2026 @01:42AM (#50479282)
You had me in the first half.

I agree. All the execs need to do is tell Copilot to "fix this so that it never happens again. Make no mistakes" and run it on bypass permissions. Tada!

Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page by freetanga on Friday November 13, 2026 @02:52AM (#50479848)
Fuck, thanks god I am retiring soon.
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page by Rantenki on Friday November 13, 2026 @12:55AM (#50478914)
I'm sure they would love to try, but Copilot is also offline according to the status page.
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page by thewhitetulip on Friday November 13, 2026 @01:41AM (#50479276)
Damn it! If only their Copilot was working! Outage resolved under 300 milli seconds!

Maybe they can use azure hosted openai models? Or are they down as well?

Just was a perfect opportunity to showcase astra and fable and other models