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Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by keithnz on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:20PM (#50477763)
only if he knew right? otherwise he's just having an affair.... that the government knew about..... and didn't tell him.... because there's no evidence of anything untoward....
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by BugsJustFindMe on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:30PM (#50477845)
He probably knew about two of them being his workplace subordinates.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by chrisco255 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:34PM (#50477894)
Everyone is subordinate to the CEO. That doesn't really make any sense.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by bluefirebrand on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:44PM (#50477969)
Yeah, so a CEO shouldn't sleep with literally anyone who works at their company
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by rolosa on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:51PM (#50478034)
You're almost there!
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by soraminazuki on Thursday November 12, 2026 @11:02PM (#50478126)
What everyone? You know it's possible for CEOs to have a romantic relationship with people you don't have a business relationship with, right? Like say, his wife?
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by soraminazuki on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:44PM (#50477967)
> only if he knew right

How can he not know he was sleeping with a customer and a direct report?

> he's just having an affair

Interesting use of the word "an" and "just."

> that the government knew about

Because of an investigation into illegal smuggling.

> and didn't tell him

Is that a judgement of whether he's a good steward of a multi-trillion dollar monopoly?

> because there's no evidence of anything untoward

Right, because the current administration only acts upon evidence and definitely not self-enrichment and cronyism.

Wow, how can every single word be such complete bs?

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by ls612 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:45PM (#50477983)
This is the part people discount. Any actual attempt to go after Jensen will run into the public reporting that the government was suspicious of the maybe spy’s relationship with Jensen, and it chose not to tell him about it. Jensen has ignorance handed to him on a silver platter.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by verdverm on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:58PM (#50478089)
perhaps that $25M ballroom donation was part of a package deal
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by ls612 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @11:02PM (#50478130)
This is completely nonsensical. You somehow think Jensen donated to the ballroom to not be given defensive security briefings?
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by verdverm on Thursday November 12, 2026 @11:09PM (#50478182)
to have the DOJ look the other way on a number of things, chip exports and a quashed investigation are the smoking guns
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by ls612 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @11:38PM (#50478413)
I’d assume a possible endgame is a lot of the thousands of post economic Nvidia employees threaten to leave and go join whatever venture Jensen does next. That is what did in the OpenAI power game three years ago.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by m4rtink on Friday November 13, 2026 @05:18AM (#50481196)
Says something about the morals and ethics of people that would do this - $>humanity, every time for them!
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by brendoelfrendo on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:55PM (#50478068)
Funnily enough, all of these things are avoidable if you just don't go around having affairs in the first place.