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Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by u1hcw9nx on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:33PM (#50471001)
>Jensen Huang has resigned as President, Chief Executive Officer, and a member of the Board

Suggestion:

Replace Jensen the President with Tim Cook.

Replace Jensen the CEO with Ian Buck (Inventor of CUDA, PhD, vice president of hyperscale and high-performance computing).

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Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by brink on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:35PM (#50471043)
Or better yet, train an LLM around Steve Jobs quotes and make it the CEO.
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