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Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by madaxe_again on Thursday November 12, 2026 @08:13AM (#50466625)
Indeed. We must also ask:

Does he have a secret bunker full of preschoolers?

Is he working for the lizard people?

Do nvidia GPUs exist?

With what we know, these are all fair questions to ask now.

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Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by MattDaEskimo on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:12AM (#50467468)
In such a time of the Epstein Files a better question is when did society become so immature to joke about such things like hoarding children in a thread regarding adultery?
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Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by madaxe_again on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:04AM (#50468538)
Well, we just don’t know, do we. Maybe he ate pizza once. Who knows.
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