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Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by MattDaEskimo on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:27PM (#50461136)
The public face of one of the most important companies in the USA has been compromised.

He risked his future, the value of his company and shareholders to commit adultery.

What else is he doing? How can his word be trusted? Who else is influencing him? Do people have blackmail from such encounters?

All fair questions to ask now.

Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by madaxe_again on Thursday November 12, 2026 @08:13AM (#50466625)
Indeed. We must also ask:

Does he have a secret bunker full of preschoolers?

Is he working for the lizard people?

Do nvidia GPUs exist?

With what we know, these are all fair questions to ask now.

Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by MattDaEskimo on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:12AM (#50467468)
In such a time of the Epstein Files a better question is when did society become so immature to joke about such things like hoarding children in a thread regarding adultery?
Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by madaxe_again on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:04AM (#50468538)
Well, we just don’t know, do we. Maybe he ate pizza once. Who knows.