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Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by paimapi on Sunday November 08, 2026 @10:22PM (#50420645)
Certainly no government would ever encourage its own agents to engage in things like smuggling like that of drugs especially to certain Global South nation states where the capital acquired from those drugs ended up funding pro-American paramilitaries and interests.

Contra-ry to common conspiracy theories, I'm certain any government-led self-investigation into culpability was all very aboveboard and well-substantiated.

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by mlmonkey on Sunday November 08, 2026 @11:54PM (#50421218)
> Certainly no government would ever encourage its own agents to engage in things like smuggling

North Korea has entered the chat ...

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by defrost on Sunday November 08, 2026 @11:59PM (#50421243)
Some may have missed that GP comment was dripping in /s tags and Contra-iness: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_involvement_in_Contra_coca...
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by mejutoco on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:50AM (#50421958)
They are talking about the USA
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by adrian_b on Monday November 09, 2026 @05:08AM (#50423536)
USA, which is famous for engaging in several smuggling operations, like the Iran-Contra affair.
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by paimapi on Monday November 09, 2026 @10:45AM (#50427155)
I thought including 'bananas [...] republic' and 'Contra-ry' would be obvious enough of hints that I was being deeply sarcastic but alas
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by mlmonkey on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:02PM (#50429083)
Sarcasm is a subtle art, my friend, and sometimes the audience misses the point. I did too, and re-read your comment and now see where you were going. <soft golf clap....>