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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by arthurcolle on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:41PM (#50416976)
He is definitely on his way out. Name a single F500 CEO that has ever survived an affair admission
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by paxy on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:43PM (#50417002)
Name a single F500 CEO who was in this situation while running a $5 trillion company
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by madaxe_again on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:44PM (#50417003)
Aye. It'll be 25% off the market cap tomorrow, as the location of the CEO's penis is the most important thing in business performance.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by malux85 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:45PM (#50417032)
It is important when it's inside a nation state spy (allegedly)
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by diath on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:45PM (#50417016)
Jeff Bezos?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by arthurcolle on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:48PM (#50417061)
No longer CEO of Amazon
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by paxy on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:49PM (#50417072)
He resigned many years after the affair became public
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by arthurcolle on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:51PM (#50417102)
He did have to give up a large chunk of equity in that divorce
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by youngtaff on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:21PM (#50417421)
Did he or was it already MacKenzie Scott‘s as she was Amazon’s co-founder?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by arthurcolle on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:32PM (#50417531)
Mackenzie Scott was a bookkeeper in Amazon's early days while married to Jeff Bezos but I don't think she is universally recognized as a cofounder of Amazon. This has come up before on this site and I personally don't care one way or another. Her stake is from the divorce, not from options granted as part of employment or investment...
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by rvz on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:46PM (#50417040)
Elon Musk
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by arthurcolle on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:51PM (#50417098)
This one is good, I'll grant this an honorable mention. My instinct here is to say that serial unmarried "bachelors" / IVF enthusiasts don't count in the same way as a Jensen or a bank CEO type.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by paulpauper on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:56PM (#50417162)
He survived the whole SEC thing, I think tesla board realized that the stock was already in trouble and him leaving would make a bad situation worse. This was in 2019, before Tesla's huge post-Covid turnround.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by wuschel on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:56PM (#50417161)
I am generally curious: Why is that? Is it because they expose a weakness that allows their enemies to cut them from power, because it is a moral flaw, because they breach employment contract, ...?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by dogscatstrees on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:08PM (#50417271)
Is Bill Gates in this club? What about dear leader before he was president and just a CEO?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by peri-cl on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:11PM (#50417294)
Sergey Brin in 2013? Not technically a CEO, but comparable.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergey_Brin#Personal_life ("...after Brin had an extramarital affair with a Google Glass colleague")

Steve Jobs had a daughter he tried to pretend wasn't his,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Brennan-Jobs ("Jobs initially denied paternity for several years, which led to a legal case and various media reports...")

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by lkjaglk34t on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:46PM (#50417650)
Every single google exec has had extreme sex issues.

Andy Rubin was forced out for forcing blowjobs from many people at Google.

Eric Schmidt has always fucked/funded twenty year olds including Dario's own wife!!

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by peri-cl on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:03PM (#50417843)
Eric Schmidt didn't cheat on his wife; they have an open marriage.

> "Schmidt is married to Wendy Schmidt, whom he met in Berkley University [sic] in the late 1970s. The couple apparently has an open marriage, and Daily Mail described Schmidt’s private life “as colourful and complex as the ever-changing ‘Google doodle’ which pops up each time the search engine is launched.”"

https://www.ibtimes.com/eric-schmidts-love-life-has-seen-man...

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by yubblegum on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:04AM (#50421636)
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by gizajob on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:47PM (#50417668)
It’s his company and he admitted it? It’s a human failing and it’s his issue to deal with. Nobody else has grown Nvidia from where it started to where it is. Jensen isn’t a politician and you’re missing who would replace him at the helm of his own company?

Would it be grounds for Zuckerberg to step down if he had an affair? Of course not.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ciupicri on Sunday November 08, 2026 @11:16PM (#50421016)
Mark Hurd was fired by HP then hired by Larry Ellison to work at Oracle.