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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by madaxe_again on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:44PM (#50417003)
Aye. It'll be 25% off the market cap tomorrow, as the location of the CEO's penis is the most important thing in business performance.
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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by malux85 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:45PM (#50417032)
It is important when it's inside a nation state spy (allegedly)
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