Having made devices for other human holes, you can just use the standardized HID class. It can be adapted for nasal demons incoming and outgoing.
Sure, and char[] is no string because you can't tie anything with it. And don't get me started on the insects that allegedly live inside digital source files - that's an absurd concept, no self respecting computer specialist should be talking like that.
Which is zero, to be clear. There's not even a standard USB device class for a nasal demon releaser
A null check elision is not a demon up my nose - it's a null check elision.