I will add Claudish robolect into my language immediately, thank you.

It's particularly load-bearing to a non-native English speaker such as me.

It looks a lot like English, but it doesn't have the same rhythm human English has. It's as if a human tried and failed to be concise.

It's vague puffery that implies depth without nessesarily achieving it. It's a very effective bullshitting technique with most people, which is why we collectively were so impressed with it we sculpted a robot that does it.

As a native English speaker, I get the same feeling whenever I read press releases and other announcements from executives.

Hear ye, who speaks of the Pompatus of Claude…