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Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by sick_of_slop on Saturday October 31, 2026 @04:42PM (#50319988)
Before AI, nobody has been responsible for more psychic damage against software developers than Bob Martin.
Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by gjvc on Saturday October 31, 2026 @06:56PM (#50321058)
think you mean "psychological damage". Can you give some examples of what you mean?
Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by zbentley on Saturday October 31, 2026 @07:41PM (#50321353)
I’m not who you were replying to, but there was a thread here a couple of years ago in which many people chimed in with examples. I added my two cents here, but the whole discussion is much more worth reading than my gripes: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43166836
Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by bigstrat2003 on Saturday October 31, 2026 @09:07PM (#50321829)
Psychic is a damage type in D&D (and probably other RPGs too), so that is most likely a reference.
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Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by AnimalMuppet on Saturday October 31, 2026 @10:29PM (#50322211)
"Can you give examples?" was perfectly reasonable. "Are you high?" is not.

Calling everyone who downvotes you "incels" is very much against site rules. You've certainly been here long enough to know that. Knock it off.

Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by gjvc on Sunday November 01, 2026 @01:53AM (#50323269)
comparing reality to board games in this manner is the product of an ill or festering mind
Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by gjvc on Sunday November 01, 2026 @11:20PM (#50333080)
incels on the rise
Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by gjvc on Sunday November 01, 2026 @11:21PM (#50333082)
incels on the rise. also fuck off with your white-knighting, cunt.
Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by AlexeyBelov on Monday November 02, 2026 @05:46AM (#50335203)
I see only one incel in this thread. Normal people don't talk to others like that.
Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by teddyh on Sunday November 01, 2026 @01:59AM (#50323292)
From what I understand, it is mostly the very rigid and prescriptive attitude which the average reader gets from his book, which, if you listen to him talk, was not his intent. He even published a new 2025 edition of “Clean Code” to try and fix this, by making the text less self-assured. So while he may or may not be responsible, he did not intend it.
Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by okeuro49 on Sunday November 01, 2026 @04:16AM (#50323859)
I liked the book, so did my colleagues, and we even had a meetup to discuss the book on how to improve the legacy codebase we had inherited.
Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by maccard on Sunday November 01, 2026 @08:17AM (#50325382)
The exact same can be about agile, and all the arguments against that are the same.
Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by teddyh on Sunday November 01, 2026 @11:41AM (#50327224)
The same applies there, except he hasn’t made a second book.
Re:It's the Memory Latency, Stupid by cffan2 on Sunday November 01, 2026 @08:06AM (#50325293)
Absolute nonsense, people claiming that on here are usually hiding their deep political biases and as liberal lefties dont like it when someone in their space calls a spade a spade, especially someone with a lot more reach and respect. Slightly different playbook than calling everything you disagree with racist. Yawn spells are spent. This is how they attack Bob now because they realize being a leftie is ridiculous and this “im a centralist” crap carries no weight, so they hide that and try to attack him on his contributions to software engineering.