Seppuku?

Though the idea of being so frustrated that you must solve a sudoku is kind of funny.

It's a common intentional misspelling/euphemism: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/commit-sudoku

Can't (directly) suggest harm on the internet or you could get in trouble. Everyone knows this. You have to do it using cutesy words, and memes.

Sudoku is a number grid game. Surely you used the wrong term...

Secondly, I'm assuming you're just too young to understand/appreciate DVD menus. Your wording sounds like you are of later Gen Z age and therefore couldn't have had the frame of reference to respect the history and progression.

I’m an old millennial. I was tired of dvd menus in the 90s

The easy path should have the ability to start playing with a second of inserting the disc.

I'm 45, I hated DVD menus. I mean, maybe 5% were cool but 95% were awful.

Of course, even worse than the menus was when companies realised they could give you unskippable adverts and trailers on your DVDs.