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Re:Plunging test scores are a slow-moving catastrophe by neutronicus on Sunday September 27, 2026 @05:15PM (#49870925)
Ramp up Adderall production and drug em into soldiers
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Re:Plunging test scores are a slow-moving catastrophe by _heimdall on Wednesday September 30, 2026 @08:42PM (#49916330)
Sure, then we just need to ensure that any forward fighting force has reliable access to Adderall. Seems reasonable for modern warfare, after all it seems like the Nazis may have been delivering heroine to their front lines.
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