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Re:25,000 Lbs. Of Chicken Products Recalled in 5 States: USDA by rjbwork on Friday August 28, 2026 @04:52PM (#49484116)
The guy in charge of all of this has eaten road kill and rotting carcasses and he appears to be completely fine. I'm sure there will not be any issues.
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Re:25,000 Lbs. Of Chicken Products Recalled in 5 States: USDA by nielsbot on Friday August 28, 2026 @05:03PM (#49484240)
Part of his eugenics-adjacent philosophy: survival of the fittest. Basically the opposite of the mission of the department he leads (public health)
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Re:25,000 Lbs. Of Chicken Products Recalled in 5 States: USDA by walrus01 on Friday August 28, 2026 @05:04PM (#49484250)
Give it another six months and they'll introduce phrenology for the diagnosis of psychological conditions.
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Re:25,000 Lbs. Of Chicken Products Recalled in 5 States: USDA by Terr_ on Friday August 28, 2026 @05:46PM (#49484616)
Then when he gets sick, it'll either be kept secret or attributed to nefarious agents of Goldstein seeking to undermine Big Brother.

I couldn't possibly be the statistical outcome of like chicken with regular bacteria, oh no...

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Re:25,000 Lbs. Of Chicken Products Recalled in 5 States: USDA by swed420 on Friday August 28, 2026 @06:27PM (#49485008)
> survival of the fittest. Basically the opposite of the mission of the department he leads (public health)

Essentially Ron Swanson minus the satire

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Re:25,000 Lbs. Of Chicken Products Recalled in 5 States: USDA by cdrnsf on Friday August 28, 2026 @06:15PM (#49484900)
Chase that road kill with some raw milk.
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Re:25,000 Lbs. Of Chicken Products Recalled in 5 States: USDA by dgellow on Friday August 28, 2026 @05:38PM (#49484539)
s/guy/worm/
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Re:25,000 Lbs. Of Chicken Products Recalled in 5 States: USDA by antonvs on Friday August 28, 2026 @06:19PM (#49484941)
> he appears to be completely fine.

Yup, looks fine, sounds fine... wait

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