There's no fruit in Froot Loops.

There's no crab in Krab sticks.

There's no cream in Krispy Kreme.

There's no vanilla in Nilla Wafers.

There's no mayonnaise in Just Mayo.

There's no lemon in Country Time Lemonade mix.

There are no truffles in most truffle oil.

There's no Wasabia japonica in most of wasabi.

and when I am king, each of those involved will be given their Just Deserts (no desert will be received)

then what will be received, m'lord?

> There's no Wasabia japonica in most of wasabi.

Yeah, most wasabi is basically just colored horseradish.

I've had real wasabi and it's just a completely different flavor profile. The heat is less pronounced, and just has far better flavor overall.

You thought this helped your case??? My dude it literally says bacon flavored bits!