It’s always amused be that people seem to willing and intentionally say things like:

But male seahorses give birth, and some frogs can sometimes change gender.

Good on them.

The first thing I recall when was first attracted to my child’s mother is that she wasn’t a frog.

I distinctly recall commenting to a friend: finally, a woman who isn’t a frog.

And still isn’t. I suspect she went on to realise I’m not a seahorse when the morphology ultrasound was performed on her and the gestating foetus was revealed to have the requisite number of digits typical of human larvae.

People will use the most outlandish claims to make them and others feel better about themselves and expect you to go along to not shatter there carefully created painting of reality