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Re:Wifi Cat by ars on Thursday February 19, 2009 @12:13PM (#487507)
Can someone post a summary? I couldn't understand more than about 30% of what he said - terrible sound quality.

Is this something about tracking a feline with WiFi?

I sort of got the idea at the end that it was actually a joke?

I could barely understand/hear what he was saying. Is it just me?

Re:Wifi Cat by thorax on Thursday February 19, 2009 @12:48PM (#487559)
Re:Wifi Cat by lanceweatherby on Thursday February 19, 2009 @01:25PM (#487612)
Wifi Cat is the world’s first WiFi repeater integrated into a cat collar. It uses patent pending energy harvesting, the cat's movement recharges battery the battery. It spread's WiFi throughout your home and enable you to track your cat using your browser in real time.
Re:Wifi Cat by cedsav on Thursday February 19, 2009 @01:35PM (#487633)
That could make sense if cats weren't the type of pets who absolutely need to be on your lap when you're trying to use your laptop. Not a good location for a repeater.
Re:Wifi Cat by ars on Thursday February 19, 2009 @08:46PM (#488155)
I know it's a joke - but how would that work anyway? You can't track something via WiFi - WiFi antennas provide no directional information (angle) so you can't triangulate, and I really doubt it's accurate enough to locate it by measuring distance via the speed of light.

A good joke should be realistic, well at least if it's directed at engineers.

Re:Wifi Cat by jodrellblank on Thursday February 19, 2009 @06:14PM (#488027)
It spreads WiFi throughout your neighbourhood - as long as they mesh network enable it.

Assuming it existed, that is.

Re:Wifi Cat by tdavis on Thursday February 19, 2009 @05:49PM (#487998)
They picked one hell of a lazy animal. I doubt most cats move enough to charge the battery...
Re:Wifi Cat by jacquesm on Thursday February 19, 2009 @01:28PM (#487620)
I smell a rat, not a cat :)
Re:Wifi Cat by ivey on Thursday February 19, 2009 @01:46PM (#487641)
This company has been built up for months in Atlanta, operating in stealth mode. They announced their product at Startup Riot, and it was revealed the whole thing is a joke. A lot of people have had a lot of fun in the ATL Startup community over this. Hopefully a few people even believed it.

That being said...I'd actually buy one of these things.

Re:Wifi Cat by CalmQuiet on Thursday February 19, 2009 @03:59PM (#487839)
Let them please return to stealth mode. Indefinitely.
Re:Wifi Cat by critic on Thursday February 19, 2009 @10:46PM (#488271)
No, it's not just you. As I couldn't understand what he was saying other than that it was some guy trying to sound like a comedian by making fun of his wife, my attention drifted towards how bad his jacket looked (perhaps these things are related) Then I came here to read the comments.
Re:Wifi Cat by ajju on Thursday February 19, 2009 @11:35AM (#487449)
The most promising startup pitched at Atlanta's StartupRiot! Every second of this presentation taught me something :)
Re:Wifi Cat by sanjayparekh on Thursday February 19, 2009 @11:35AM (#487450)
Only at a great event like Startup Riot will you see great deals like WiFi Cat. :-)
Re:Wifi Cat by PStamatiou on Thursday February 19, 2009 @11:39AM (#487457)
agreed. more startup riot coverage - http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=486925
Re:Wifi Cat by biohacker42 on Thursday February 19, 2009 @12:21PM (#487518)
It's a bit reddity to see the joke presentation so high on the front page while an actually informative coverage of the even is in obscurity.

When I browse Slashdot I turn funny posts off. If you turn them on, you'll see +5 funny all over the place, and they are indeed funny, I would just rather get information then jokes.

Re:Wifi Cat by umjames on Thursday February 19, 2009 @03:53PM (#487830)
I can haz WiFi? It actually sounds like a good idea to me. Is there a reason this is a joke instead of a legitimate business idea?
Re:Wifi Cat by colinake on Thursday February 19, 2009 @11:39AM (#487454)
The buildup on this company was absolutely EPIC.
Re:Wifi Cat by lanceweatherby on Thursday February 19, 2009 @11:41AM (#487463)
At this point it's all about execution.
Re:Wifi Cat by bitwize on Friday February 20, 2009 @10:33AM (#488758)
Wifi Cat is wiiiiiiiifi.
Re:Wifi Cat by relaxedg on Thursday February 19, 2009 @11:43AM (#487466)
Voted up