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Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by llbbdd on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @04:07PM (#48664985)
I think, therefore I am seeking 2.5m total comp
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by onion2k on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @04:21PM (#48665139)
I stopped thinking for myself, therefore I am not.
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by andy99 on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @04:29PM (#48665229)
In a world where everyone is using LLMs, the only way to differentiate oneself is to actually think. I don’t know if this is part of the idea behind having some in-house philosophers but it would be interesting. If I was a big lab I’d definitely want some “clean room” humans providing input that’s not just what a model regurgitated.
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by saltcured on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @05:33PM (#48665882)
It's mechanical turks all the way down?
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by rvz on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @04:28PM (#48665221)
Time for the regular posts on "how do I transition from senior software engineer to philosopher?"
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by lelandfe on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @04:43PM (#48665372)
Buy a lantern and start holding it up to your coworkers’ faces saying you’re looking for a good coder
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by munk-a on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @04:52PM (#48665465)
It carries the danger of one of your coworkers responding "What makes a coder good?" and stealing the promotion, though.
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by Revanche1367 on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @04:38PM (#48665326)
If you have to ask, then you aren’t any longer.
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by darth_avocado on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @04:42PM (#48665365)
Just look at their HN karma
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by dang on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @05:01PM (#48665578)
Please don't post snarky one-liners here. This is in the site guidelines: https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html.
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by llbbdd on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @05:24PM (#48665813)
My bad, I meant for this to come off more funny than snarky. Appreciate the check.

EDIT: Upon finishing reading the other comments on this article though...I feel a bit singled out. :)

Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by dang on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @06:11PM (#48666219)
Definitely not singling you out! probably the other comments were posted later, or I didn't see them for some other reason.
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by gizajob on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @05:38PM (#48665939)
Didn’t seem snarky to me. Seemed pointed.
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by anigbrowl on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @09:01PM (#48667481)
That was funny, and not at anyone else's expense so it doesn't qualify as snark.
Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by dang on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @10:38PM (#48668180)
That's a fine distinction about snark which I will have to think about.

The comment itself just joins two clichés. That is too obvious and shallow to be interesting, and you can't be funny without being interesting.

Re:Big AI labs are hiring philosophers by aspenmayer on Thursday June 25, 2026 @03:58AM (#48670349)
Joining two cliches: $1

Knowing which two cliches to join: $2.49M