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Re:Apple decided not to roll out Siri in EU after denied req... by Henchman21 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @04:38PM (#48467392)
Voting the world over is a joke. IIRC it was Carlin who said “if voting mattered they wouldn’t met us do it”.
Re:Apple decided not to roll out Siri in EU after denied req... by afthonos on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @05:42PM (#48468174)
People the world over: (die for the right to vote)

One comedian: LOL they only killed them to make you think it was valuable.

The Internet: (sagely) What a wise assessment by a wise man of wisdom.

Re:Apple decided not to roll out Siri in EU after denied req... by meta_gunslinger on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @10:22AM (#48476745)
Tons of people have died for a variety of causes throughout human history. It does not mean that the causes were not silly or deluded. (e.g religious wars, Communism, Fascism etc.)
Re:Apple decided not to roll out Siri in EU after denied req... by afthonos on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @01:59PM (#48480162)
Carlin didn’t say it was silly, he said it didn’t matter. Religion, communism, fascism were all world-defining ideas, and they very much mattered to those who fought for them and against them. What am I saying, “mattered”. Go check social media, they matter right now.
Re:Apple decided not to roll out Siri in EU after denied req... by meta_gunslinger on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @04:41PM (#48482398)
Well they weren’t silly but they were definitely deluded. They still are.
Re:Apple decided not to roll out Siri in EU after denied req... by dotancohen on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @06:10PM (#48468470)
Carlin was excellent at delivery, but don't confuse clever delivery with wisdom.