Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated

Re:Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated by SneakyMission on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:49AM (#48064055)

Dear Cliff,

I'm terribly sorry to hear of your passing, but am pleased that you have since gotten better.

Cheers!

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Re:Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated by CliffStoll on Friday May 08, 2026 @02:32PM (#48066985)

Back from the dead, eh? Turns out it wasn't that bad of a passage...

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Re:Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated by fhn on Friday May 08, 2026 @02:42PM (#48067083)

Dear Zombie Cliff, thanks for not eating me for my cranium is devoid of matter.

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Re:Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated by Spoom on Friday May 08, 2026 @08:24PM (#48070441)

Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall

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Re:Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated by SoftTalker on Friday May 08, 2026 @03:39PM (#48067726)

I never even knew that he was sick!

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Re:Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated by efitz on Friday May 08, 2026 @06:49PM (#48069706)

Neither did he!

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Re:Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated by ghastmaster on Friday May 08, 2026 @09:14PM (#48070775)

> I never even knew that he was sick!

The more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

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Re:Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated by ClikeX on Friday May 08, 2026 @04:23PM (#48068319)

This is about as Monthy Pythonesque as it's going to get in here.

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Re:Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated by arto on Friday May 08, 2026 @04:50PM (#48068634)

The quintessential convalescent condolence, according to LLMs.

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Re:Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated by invalidSyntax on Friday May 08, 2026 @08:45PM (#48070598)

LLMs said quintessential what?

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