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Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People by threetonesun on Friday May 08, 2026 @08:53AM (#48062357)
Right, there's no form of racing that is a straight line, is there.

Regardless, optimizing a pick up for 0-60 time is a strange goal, unless you have some express desire to launch 2x4s a great distance in a complicated way.

Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People by malfist on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:35AM (#48063861)
Optimizing for it? Probably not. But side effect of it's ability to tow 10,000 pounds that also makes it hella fun to drive? Absolutely.
Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People by MarkusQ on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:19AM (#48063625)
You are dangerously close to initiating a new sport.

Someday, commentators filling air time on ESPN's "Need to Yeet" may bring up this comment as "the Casual Remark That Started it All".

Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People by HeyLaughingBoy on Friday May 08, 2026 @03:51PM (#48067866)
This has to be sarcasm, right?
Re:I Want to Live Like Costco People by robocat on Saturday May 09, 2026 @05:37AM (#48073527)