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Re:Building for the Future by benmusch on Thursday May 07, 2026 @05:37PM (#48055436)
cloudflare stock went down, genius

investors are not some nefarious monolith cheering for companies to make decisions based on how it benefits The Vibes. they're analysts assessing business decisions.

Re:Building for the Future by oytis on Thursday May 07, 2026 @05:48PM (#48055570)
It went down on poor earnings call. Layoffs were probably an attempt to soften the blow. Hard to tell what was the effect, because the two happened simultaneously
Re:Building for the Future by mountainriver on Friday May 08, 2026 @12:00AM (#48058391)
This is the simplest and almost certainly correct answer.

I’ve seen this at a number of public companies, and is a reason I hate working for them. These decisions are always unbelievably short sighted and ruin companies in the long term.

Re:Building for the Future by yellow_lead on Friday May 08, 2026 @12:57AM (#48058742)
What was bad about the earnings? Every metric I am seeing is beating expectations. Genuinely curious
Re:Building for the Future by matwood on Friday May 08, 2026 @03:55AM (#48060034)
Most likely poor forward guidance.
Re:Building for the Future by surgical_fire on Thursday May 07, 2026 @05:47PM (#48055555)
Wtf are you talking about? Investors are just gamblers with a fancier title.

They absolutely invest based on vibes.

Re:Building for the Future by benmusch on Thursday May 07, 2026 @05:48PM (#48055574)
then why did the riveting stock analysis above mis-predict the market?
Re:Building for the Future by surgical_fire on Thursday May 07, 2026 @05:54PM (#48055636)
Because the market makes no sense. It's just vibes. Trying to make sense of it is a fool's errand.