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Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre... by fny on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @06:47PM (#47697221)
Dihydrogen monoxide - a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents[0]

[0]: https://www.dhmo.org/

Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre... by dbt00 on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @07:39PM (#47697581)
thousands of people die every year from DHMO toxicity, literal overdoses of DHMO, yet you can still find it in baby food and breast milk.
Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre... by goodmythical on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @07:24PM (#47697477)
I was alway taught that Adolf Hitler was a prevalent user of dihydrogen monoxide and refused to give it to his captives.
Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre... by wjessup on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @08:46PM (#47698006)
100% of people who've ever had DHMO have died.

This is scientifically verified and yet nobody does anything about it.

Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre... by hcknwscommenter on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @09:24PM (#47698272)
I know this is a joke, but you did it wrong. There are obviously people (like me) who have had DHMO and are not dead.

100% of the people who have died have been exposed to DHMO.

Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre... by Alive-in-2025 on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @10:08PM (#47698561)
Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre... by benlivengood on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @10:00PM (#47698501)
Truly, we can eliminate the null hypothesis because only ~93% of humans who have ever lived have died. [0] [1]

[0] https://www.prb.org/news/how-many-people-have-ever-lived-on-... [1] https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/

Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre... by Skidaddle on Thursday April 09, 2026 @12:27AM (#47699272)
Over 90% of people who've ever had DHMO have died.
Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre... by drdaeman on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @09:27PM (#47698301)
> and yet nobody does anything about it

So dismissive of all the transhumanist efforts to eradicate death!

Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre... by xbar on Thursday April 09, 2026 @02:15AM (#47699897)
Their failure to address the presence of DMHO suggests they are not serious.
Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre... by hawk_ on Thursday April 09, 2026 @04:45AM (#47700896)
I like the formulatiom that 100% of the cancer tumors have DHMO and no one has done anything about it.