Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre...
by dbt00 on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @07:39PM
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thousands of people die every year from DHMO toxicity, literal overdoses of DHMO, yet you can still find it in baby food and breast milk.
Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre...
by goodmythical on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @07:24PM
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I was alway taught that Adolf Hitler was a prevalent user of dihydrogen monoxide and refused to give it to his captives.
Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre...
by wjessup on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @08:46PM
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100% of people who've ever had DHMO have died.
This is scientifically verified and yet nobody does anything about it.
Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre...
by hcknwscommenter on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @09:24PM
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I know this is a joke, but you did it wrong. There are obviously people (like me) who have had DHMO and are not dead.
100% of the people who have died have been exposed to DHMO.
Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre...
by Alive-in-2025 on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @10:08PM
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You aren't fooling anyone, you know.
Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre...
by benlivengood on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @10:00PM
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Truly, we can eliminate the null hypothesis because only ~93% of humans who have ever lived have died. [0] [1]
[0] https://www.prb.org/news/how-many-people-have-ever-lived-on-... [1] https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/
Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre...
by Skidaddle on Thursday April 09, 2026 @12:27AM
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Over 90% of people who've ever had DHMO have died.
Re:Who Is Satoshi Nakamoto? My Quest to Unmask Bitcoin's Cre...
by drdaeman on Wednesday April 08, 2026 @09:27PM
(#47698301)
> and yet nobody does anything about it
So dismissive of all the transhumanist efforts to eradicate death!
[0]: https://www.dhmo.org/