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Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by colordrops on Monday March 23, 2026 @07:22PM (#47496475)
Exactly. Stablecoins make zero sense.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by koakuma-chan on Monday March 23, 2026 @07:28PM (#47496540)
you can send them around easily without having to deal with bullshit payment systems
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by snypher on Monday March 23, 2026 @07:40PM (#47496670)
No-one in the real world wants to be paid with a $USR. Most everyone wants a cashapp/zelle/PayPal/wire transfer. The bullshit payment systems gained ground on crypto while crypto became more difficult/less usable
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by lagniappe on Monday March 23, 2026 @08:01PM (#47496857)
PYUSD is run by PayPal afaik.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by koakuma-chan on Monday March 23, 2026 @07:45PM (#47496728)
I don't know what USR is, but I would prefer to be paid in USDT or USC if Wealthsimple supported it as deposit method. When I withdraw, I do Deel -> Wise -> Interac e-Transfer -> Bank -> Interac e-Transfer -> Wealthsimple. This is incredibly stupid and I am forced to buy Canadian dollars. For groceries or electronics, you can buy gift cards using crypto.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by mothballed on Monday March 23, 2026 @07:45PM (#47496725)
If you track the FATFs crushing of bearer bonds, bearer notes, non-KYC/non-AML offshore banking, and Hawala it almost perfectly tracks with the rise of crypto.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by troad on Monday March 23, 2026 @08:08PM (#47496925)
But you do have to deal with bullshit payment systems. I can't receive stablecoins in my regular bank account, I'd have to set up some crypto nonsense on DankRocketBets or whatever for it to even work.

Why would I do this when I can already receive actual USD without any extra ceremony?

Stablecoins are a solution in search of a problem.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by koakuma-chan on Monday March 23, 2026 @08:15PM (#47496978)
If your employer does direct deposit of USD into your USD bank account, you don't need stable coins. This is not the case for most people outside of the U.S.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by troad on Monday March 23, 2026 @08:18PM (#47497003)
I am outside the US. Many of my assets are in USD and USD-denominated securities. I've never touched a stablecoin.

Waiting to hear what "most people outside the US" are supposed to need those stablecoins for.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by mothballed on Monday March 23, 2026 @08:22PM (#47497055)
Most people don't realize they're inside a plexiglass shielded financial jail until they try to do something like wiring money for some legal activity in someplace spicy or on the FATF grey list.

If you fall into the middle bands of uses, or in the upper class that can just bend or make the rules, then the financial system is well oiled and it looks like the people questioning it are just cranks.

It's true that a lot of those in the outer bands are criminals but others are things like "buying a truck to build an orphanage for starving Iraqi children just outside of terrorist territory" or "wanted an investment visa in some corrupt island paradise and as it turns out no bank will open up account for purposes of 'international wires to the Comoros' "

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by troad on Monday March 23, 2026 @08:55PM (#47497340)
Oh yeah, "most people outside the US" are looking to build orphanages in deeply sanctioned war zones. How could I have forgotten.

Come on now, that's absurd. If this is your best use case for stablecoins - groping for concocted scenarios to rationalise their existence - I stand by what I said earlier: they're a solution in search of a problem.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by mothballed on Monday March 23, 2026 @08:58PM (#47497353)
One of the two is very close to something that actually happened to me. I tried to open up a bank account for paying immigration related costs to a particular shithole country, which is both legal and was part of a fully legal endeavor, but no bank would do it.

The other example is somewhat concocted but rooted in the time I spent in Iraq and noting almost all transactions are performed outside the banking system, in part because banking is inaccessible and people often don't have access to KYC documents.

It's really not absurd. As soon as you start trying to do anything interesting the KYC/AML burdens get greater until eventually you realize the compliance officers are just trying to get you to go away (or just deny you outright), get interesting enough and then suddenly despite fully complying with the law you find the walls are closed around you. Most people never find out because they never have occasion to try, they do a bunch of boring domestic transactions plus maybe some international trade with a few well known entities, then they just shout people are making up absurdities.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by troad on Monday March 23, 2026 @09:15PM (#47497464)
Clearly your situation of trying to obtain residency in the Comoros by investment would raise eyebrows at banks whose job it is to monitor tax compliance. I don't think you're describing an everyman kind of scenario.

I also don't entirely understand why you're even rationalising the purpose of the account to the bank. Can't you just open an account for any purpose? It takes me five minutes to open an account online, and I've never once been asked to explain or justify anything (in many decades). I use my accounts robustly, including for international transfers (I've lived on two continents in the last four years). I even once paid for a trip to North Korea out of an ordinary bank account. My bank never batted an eye.

Maybe you're just dealing with a bad bank, or an over-regulated banking system (Europe?). You realise you can walk into any US bank right now and they'll just open an account for you with nothing more than some accurate ID? And the same holds for much of the rest of the world? The problem you're trying to solve is already solved.

>> The other example is somewhat concocted but rooted in the time I spent in Iraq and noting almost all transactions are performed outside the banking system, in part because banking is inaccessible and people often don't have access to KYC documents.

Unsophisticated semi-literate farmers are the last demographic anyone is reasonably expecting to open their crypto brokerage accounts and start trading synthetic USD derivatives.

These are just not realistic scenarios. This is what people say when they rack their brains trying to come up with some reason stablecoins might be useful. I feel like you're just confirming that they're a solution in search of a problem.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by mothballed on Monday March 23, 2026 @09:24PM (#47497531)
Pick an FATF grey list country that isn't sanctioned by your country. Then try to wire money there. Let me know how it goes and whether you really aren't asked to explain anything.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by lmm on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @04:19AM (#47499863)
> You realise you can walk into any US bank right now and they'll just open an account for you with nothing more than some accurate ID?

There's an ocean in the way, not to mention how risky visiting looks right now. I changed my name recently and the one US bank that I managed to get an account with (so that US clients can pay me without weirdness) won't accept any kind of documentation without going there in person (and I'm not sure I can provide anything they'll accept even if I did go there in person). What now?

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by mothballed on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @08:04AM (#47501412)
Well no matter what you say it's always "nuh uh, doesn't count." It's hard to argue with a dogmatic position that is based on feelings. You can tell such person what's actually happened to me when I tried to open an account with only "accurate ID" (a US passport) and they literally won't do it while you are homeless because they require a proof of address for KYC even if you have none. Almost everything they have asserted is plainly false. They also claim to have used their bank account to pay North Korea, a comprehensively sanctioned entity, which seems to be a public written confession of committing a serious crime just to own the crypto use crowd for internet points lol.

People in the middle bands of uses are just ignorantly bliss. And moving between "2 continents" in some vague most likely semi-developed white listed countries in most cases doesn't fall outside the middle bands of uses. So you end up with people shaking their fists at the sky crying that crypto exists, with their fingers in their ears and loudly proclaiming anyone using it are just making up absurd contrived scenarios. It is a position of profound self-righteous ignorance.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by troad on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @10:06AM (#47502830)
>> They also claim to have used their bank account to pay for trade in North Korea, a comprehensively sanctioned entity, which seems to be a public written confession of committing a serious crime just to own the crypto use crowd for internet points lol

Lol. Thanks, Mr Google Esq.

I was indeed in North Korea. It was not particularly hard to get to before COVID (I'm told it's harder now). You have no idea what the laws of my jurisdiction are were at the time I went, or the purpose of my visit and whether sanctions even extend to it, whether I sought any exemptions from my government, etc - but please tell me more about all these alleged serious crimes you've just discovered on Wikipedia.

>> So you end up with people shaking their fists at the sky crying that crypto exists, with their fingers in their ears and loudly proclaiming anyone using it are just making up absurd contrived scenarios.

See, the problem with all your posts is that you're just spinning one tale after another. You need crypto for all the orphanages you're building in war zones. You need crypto for illiterate Iraqi farmers. You need crypto for your Comoros citizenship purchases. Never mind that none of that makes any sense - it's everyone else who's not listening to you! And all your super legitimate, not at all made up, not at all tax fraud related use cases for stable coins!

Get real.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by mothballed on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @10:13AM (#47502910)
Why is it more absurd to want to build an orphanage in Iraq or buy a residence visa somewhere off the beaten path than it is to proclaim you've gotten sanctions exemptions for North Korea in the context of you explicitly pointing to the use of US bank accounts? Why is your anecdotes somehow more valid than mine?

Suddenly when it comes to your North Korea escapades (while proclaiming about mr. "everyman", lmao) I just don't have all the facts and nuance, but you just handwave away any of the uses I point to. Get real.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by troad on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @10:23AM (#47503053)
I never said I obtained sanctions exemptions, I merely pointed out you're just straight up making stuff up when you're concocting "serious crimes" with no knowledge of the underlying facts whatsoever. Which seems like a bit of a pattern with your posts, to be frank.

It's relatively trivial to visit North Korea, and there are many reasons one might do so that may not fall afoul of any sanctions (journalism, research, aid, and so on). It's ludicrous to proclaim you're building orphanages in Iraq for which you require crypto stablecoins. These are not even remotely comparable claims.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by mothballed on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @10:31AM (#47503176)
It's funny how you can know all the facts to be sure stable coins aren't applicable to some others' scenario but if someone dare point out that you paid a comprehensively sanctioned country by god they're not allowed to use the same evidentiary standards you have presented. And for the record, I said it seems as if a confession to a crime, not that it actually was one.

Seems as if you don't like it when your own logic is used on you. Which seems like a bit of a pattern with your posts, to be frank.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by troad on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @10:37AM (#47503265)
Lol. Evidentiary standards? Mate, I don't give a flying fig if you believe me or not. You asked for my experiences, so I gave them to you. I certainly don't believe you, so you're free to not believe me. Seems only fair.

Your claimed use cases for stablecoins are utterly fantastical and I think your posts speak for themselves.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by mothballed on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @10:40AM (#47503312)
I did not ask for your experiences. You were the one asking ("waiting"). Then just dismissing anyone that told you because it was never a genuine question.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by tptacek on Monday March 23, 2026 @08:31PM (#47497157)
This comment isn't really beating the rap that the primary purpose of stablecoins is to facilitate crime.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by gopher_space on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @05:33PM (#47509706)
Running down a list of corner cases means that you've already accepted the central idea. It's a classic internet troll-as-in-fishing gambit for derailing conversations that's been weirdly normalized.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by capitol_ on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @03:06PM (#47507590)
Those stablecoins are useful when you want to do crime.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by kevin_thibedeau on Monday March 23, 2026 @08:59PM (#47497359)
The problem presents itself when you have dirty money to launder. It isn't a product for non-criminals but they have to convince enough gullible people to participate and blend in with them.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by codebje on Monday March 23, 2026 @11:09PM (#47498226)
Perhaps you meant: stablecoins are a scam in search of a victim.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by rossjudson on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @12:53AM (#47498724)
Crypto is how you can invest in crime without doing crime.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by Jommi on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @04:56AM (#47500073)
you can receive. you just need to set it up.

there are like 50 (many YC) startups fixing this today trying to offer your the best and cheapest service

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by kogasa240p on Monday March 23, 2026 @07:52PM (#47496786)
Monero is better for that task.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by bigfishrunning on Monday March 23, 2026 @07:30PM (#47496562)
Until it becomes another bullshit payment system
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by Saline9515 on Monday March 23, 2026 @08:22PM (#47497057)
Stablecoins enable cash-like (instantly redeemable and verifiable) payments for large amounts, for almost free.

In EU countries, you can't now buy a car with cash. You have to buy a bearer's check from your bank, which is expensive, requires that both parties have a brick and mortar bank, and doesn't work cross-border. Stablecoins solve this.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by stevage on Monday March 23, 2026 @08:27PM (#47497112)
How do stablecoins fit in here? You can buy a car with crypto but not cash?
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by Saline9515 on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @07:32AM (#47501157)
Many EU countries have limits on cash payments, and the EU will enforce a union-wide limit of 10,000€ in 2027. Of course, this limit won't be reevaluated over time, so the real value will decrease with inflation.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by stevage on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @07:44AM (#47501248)
I'm just trying to imagine what kind of European vendor is willing to accept crypto for their car. The most obvious reasons seem a bit shady.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by Saline9515 on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @07:57AM (#47501361)
The use case would be for transactions between individuals. A friend working at a large industrial firm told me recently that crypto would solve a problem that they have in Asia: orders are often done during auctions from the producer, and require instant payments; however the payment rails take two weeks to clear a transaction. Crypto would fix this.

The fact that it's not widespread doesn't mean that there isn't a usecase.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by Ekaros on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @04:25AM (#47499898)
It was good while ago, but last time I bought a car I just did bank transfer. SEPA transfers are entirely free. Was kinda amazed that they just handed me keys when I showed them the receipt from my own online bank...
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by Saline9515 on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @07:34AM (#47501170)
This requires trust, which, depending on where you live and who is the seller, may be a little bit risky or attract scammers.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by fc417fc802 on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @05:02AM (#47500105)
It's a calculated risk. They know the VIN number and I assume made a copy of your photo ID.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by Saline9515 on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @07:36AM (#47501180)
If you get scammed, it requires you to sue, many EU countries have very long waiting times for those, so you'll be carless and money less for a long time. Cash or crypto solves this elegantly.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by tsimionescu on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @01:34PM (#47506321)
How does crypto solve this? You still have to send the funds and hope they give you the car - it's exactly the same as a bank transfer.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by Saline9515 on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @02:18PM (#47506899)
Because the transfer is done instantly and every party can verify it. Just like cash.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by tsimionescu on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @01:32PM (#47520557)
Intra-bank transfers are instant, so is PayPal/Revolut/Zelle or whatever else, and many inter-bank transfers are also instant or very nearly so in the EU. None of these, except maybe cash, protect you from someone sinply not delivering the physical good (car + car keys) after the transfer completes.

From a legal standpoint, the bank transfer speed is anyway irrelevant - you first sign a sale contract that makes the car yours and the money theirs, before anything actually exchanges hands. If one party fails to deliver the money or the other fails to deliver the good, they are anyway liable. With instant transfers, the buyer is more likely to get scammed; with delayed transfers, both the buyer and the seller are equally as likely to get scammed - that is the only difference.

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by boringg on Monday March 23, 2026 @09:10PM (#47497435)
Unless you are also trying to prop up the us government by buying treasuries (us based stable coins)
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by rchaud on Monday March 23, 2026 @10:23PM (#47497945)
Most Treasuries are held by US banks, investment firms and municipalities. I'm pretty sure those firms hold a good chunk of global stablecoin volume, given the nonexistent regulation of crypto in the US relative to other countries.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by SubNoize on Monday March 23, 2026 @09:21PM (#47497504)
Micro transactions? Giving agents access to money ?
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by mememememememo on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @01:07AM (#47498792)
Any token offers this.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by pants2 on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @01:44AM (#47498983)
Unbacked stablecoins like USR make no sense - but USDC is one of the few real uses that crypto has.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by mememememememo on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @04:15AM (#47499844)
Decentralized. Stable. Pick one.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by Jommi on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @04:55AM (#47500069)
Decentralized > the transfer of authority, decision-making, or operational functions away from a central authority to smaller, local, or distributed nodes, systems, or entities

DAI is decentralized and stable

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by Jommi on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @04:55AM (#47500062)
USR is not unbacked. You have a severe misunderstanding of the whole situation if you say that.
Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by oersted on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @05:02AM (#47500107)
To be fair, the article itself says "unbacked" right upfront:

> an attacker was able to mint tens of millions of Resolv’s unbacked stablecoins (USR) and extract roughly $23 million in value

Re:Hacker mints $80M USD worth of USR stablecoins by gwd on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @05:36AM (#47500338)
If I understand the situation properly, the system is only supposed to mint backed stable-coins; the hack resulted in unbacked ones.