Passengers who refuse to use headphones can now be kicked off United flights

Re:Passengers who refuse to use headphones can now be kicked... by nxpnsv on Saturday March 21, 2026 @02:22PM (#47469766)

That's too harsh, a regular murder would suffice.

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Re:Passengers who refuse to use headphones can now be kicked... by sharkweek on Saturday March 21, 2026 @02:33PM (#47469866)

Just put them in row 24 on a Boeing 737 max and let the problem take care of itself.

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Re:Passengers who refuse to use headphones can now be kicked... by halapro on Saturday March 21, 2026 @02:42PM (#47469944)

Just open the window

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Re:Passengers who refuse to use headphones can now be kicked... by lostlogin on Saturday March 21, 2026 @02:44PM (#47469973)

Boeing tried this new feature.

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Re:Passengers who refuse to use headphones can now be kicked... by halapro on Saturday March 21, 2026 @02:46PM (#47469989)

Not a bug, works as intended.

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Re:Passengers who refuse to use headphones can now be kicked... by lelanthran on Saturday March 21, 2026 @02:34PM (#47469876)

> That's too harsh, a regular murder would suffice.

Correct. Kicking someone off during a flight and not giving them a parachute counts as a regular murder...

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Re:Passengers who refuse to use headphones can now be kicked... by verdverm on Saturday March 21, 2026 @02:48PM (#47470009)

Requisite link to satirical study

"Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial"

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