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Re:Passengers who refuse to use headphones can now be kicked... by lelanthran on Saturday March 21, 2026 @02:34PM (#47469876)
> That's too harsh, a regular murder would suffice.

Correct. Kicking someone off during a flight and not giving them a parachute counts as a regular murder...

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Re:Passengers who refuse to use headphones can now be kicked... by verdverm on Saturday March 21, 2026 @02:48PM (#47470009)
Requisite link to satirical study

"Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial"

https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094

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