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Re:Our Commitment to Windows Quality by bombcar on Friday March 20, 2026 @09:49PM (#47463245)
Reminds me of https://www.terrylove.com/crtoilet.htm and the UltraMax
Re:Our Commitment to Windows Quality by Ajakks on Friday March 20, 2026 @10:23PM (#47463423)
Haha, yes - exactly like that!

"My favorite toilet is the Ultramax by TOTO." , "Its model number is "xxx-xx-etc" - that man definitely believes in Ultramax!

Re:Our Commitment to Windows Quality by DigiEggz on Saturday March 21, 2026 @12:41AM (#47464039)
Thank you for sharing this treasure. Going into my regular reading Hall of Fame curriculum.
Re:Our Commitment to Windows Quality by rmunn on Saturday March 21, 2026 @04:27AM (#47465145)
Site's been slashdotted, I'm getting nothing but 504s when I try to load it. There's an archived copy at https://archive.is/30a07
Re:Our Commitment to Windows Quality by p_ing on Saturday March 21, 2026 @09:49AM (#47467015)