Re:Hollywood Enters Oscars Weekend in Existential Crisis
by bacchusracine on Sunday March 15, 2026 @04:13PM
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>I turn around, and a guy is getting a handjob. I motion to my wife that we need to move a few seats over.
To get a better view, right?
Re:Hollywood Enters Oscars Weekend in Existential Crisis
by tombert on Sunday March 15, 2026 @04:15PM
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We were mostly afraid of substances landing anywhere near us.
Re:Hollywood Enters Oscars Weekend in Existential Crisis
by aaronbrethorst on Sunday March 15, 2026 @04:26PM
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You don’t happen to live in exurban Denver do you?
Re:Hollywood Enters Oscars Weekend in Existential Crisis
by tombert on Sunday March 15, 2026 @04:30PM
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Nope, this was in Dallas. Well, Garland actually.
I don't live there anymore and haven't for about eleven years.
Re:Hollywood Enters Oscars Weekend in Existential Crisis
by geoduck14 on Sunday March 15, 2026 @09:06PM
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I know exactly the theater you are talking about. My family and I have been there tons of time growing up.
I've never had an experience like you described, but I totally believe it.
Re:Hollywood Enters Oscars Weekend in Existential Crisis
by tombert on Sunday March 15, 2026 @11:03PM
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Yeah, no shade at all towards the theater, not their fault that one of their customers got really turned on watching The Purge.
If I lived in Dallas still I'd probably still go there all the time.
I liked that theater because it was super cheap (like seriously $1.50 for a ticket because it showed out of date movies). One time when she and I were watching The Purge, I hear this kind of squishy noise from right behind me.
I turn around, and a guy is getting a handjob. I motion to my wife that we need to move a few seats over.
You know, The Purge isn't the worst movie ever but I gotta admit that it's not a movie that ever really turned me on either. To each their own, I suppose.
From that point forward we always called that the Handjob Theater.