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Re:Hollywood Enters Oscars Weekend in Existential Crisis by bacchusracine on Sunday March 15, 2026 @04:13PM (#47391371)
>I turn around, and a guy is getting a handjob. I motion to my wife that we need to move a few seats over.

To get a better view, right?

Re:Hollywood Enters Oscars Weekend in Existential Crisis by tombert on Sunday March 15, 2026 @04:15PM (#47391389)
We were mostly afraid of substances landing anywhere near us.