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Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by crimsonnoodle58 on Monday February 16, 2026 @02:49AM (#47032129)
That's not what I got.

Opus 4.6 (not Extended Thinking):

Drive. You'll need the car at the car wash.

Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by surgical_fire on Monday February 16, 2026 @04:09AM (#47032709)
That you got different results is not surprising. LLMs are non-deterministic; which is both a strength and a weakness of LLMs.
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by almost on Monday February 16, 2026 @03:39AM (#47032484)
Also what I got. Then I tried changing "wash" to "repair" and "car wash" to "garage" and it's back to walking.
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by silisili on Monday February 16, 2026 @03:07AM (#47032250)
Am I the only one who thinks these people are monkey patching embarrassments as they go? I remember the r in strawberry thing they suddenly were able to solve, while then failing on raspberry.
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by mentalgear on Monday February 16, 2026 @03:19AM (#47032338)
They definitely do: at least openAi "allegedly" has whole teams scanning socials, forums, etc for embarrassments to monkey-patch.
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by londons_explore on Monday February 16, 2026 @03:40AM (#47032490)
Which raises the question why this isn't patched already. We're nearing 48 hours since this query went viral...
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by viking123 on Monday February 16, 2026 @03:55AM (#47032607)
They should make Opus Extended Extended that routes it to actual person in a low cost country.
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by andrewaylett on Monday February 16, 2026 @05:42AM (#47033464)
Artificial AI.
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by chvid on Monday February 16, 2026 @03:44AM (#47032531)
Of course they are.
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by raincole on Monday February 16, 2026 @03:18AM (#47032330)
Yes, you're the only one.
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by coldtea on Monday February 16, 2026 @03:44AM (#47032535)
Sure there are many very very naive people that are also so ignorant of the IT industry they don't know about decades of vendors caught monkeypatching and rigging benchmarks and tests for their systems, but even so, the parent is hardly the only one.
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by silisili on Monday February 16, 2026 @03:31AM (#47032421)
Works better on Reddit, really.
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by anonym29 on Monday February 16, 2026 @03:26AM (#47032377)
No doubt about it, and there's no reason to suspect this can only ever apply to embarassing minor queries, either.

Even beyond model alignment, it's not difficult to envision such capabilities being used for censorship, information operations, etc.

Every major inference provider more or less explicitly states in their consumer ToS that they comply with government orders and even share information with intelligence agencies.

Claude, Gemini, ChatGPT, etc are all one national security letter and gag order away from telling you that no, the president is not in the Epstein files.

Remember, the NSA already engaged in an unconstitutional criminal conspiracy (as ruled by a federal judge) to illegally conduct mass surveillance on the entire country, lie about it to the American people, and lie about it to congress. The same organization that used your tax money to bribe RSA Security to standardize usage of a backdoored CSPRNG in what at the time was a widely used cryptographic library. What's the harm in a little bit of minor political censorship compared to the unconstitutional treason these predators are usually up to?

That's who these inference providers contractually disclose their absolute fealty to.

Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by plexicle on Monday February 16, 2026 @07:01AM (#47033983)
Nah. It's just non-deterministic. I'm here 4 hours later and here's the Opus 4.6 (extended thinking) response I just got:

"At 50 meters, just walk. By the time you start the car, back out, and park again, you'd already be there on foot. Plus you'll need to leave the car with them anyway."

Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by groundzeros2015 on Monday February 16, 2026 @09:17AM (#47035236)
This is part of why they need to be so secretive. If you can see the tree of hardcoded guidance for common things it won’t look as smart.
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by cowboylowrez on Monday February 16, 2026 @09:33AM (#47035480)
Thats my thought too. The chatbot bros probably feel the need to be responsive and there's probably an express lane to update a trivia file or something lol
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by mvdtnz on Monday February 16, 2026 @03:15AM (#47032314)
We know. We know these things aren't determination. We know.
Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by visarga on Monday February 16, 2026 @11:56AM (#47037324)
> That's not what I got.

My Opus vs your Opus, which is smarter?!

Re:I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Sh... by nosuchthing on Monday February 16, 2026 @06:23PM (#47041706)
LLMs can't access the training data that's less than the statistically most common token, so they use a random jitter.

With that randomness comes statistically irrelevant results.