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Re:Why I don't think AGI is imminent by hi_hi on Monday February 16, 2026 @02:32AM (#47032015)
Didn't you get the memo? Tuesday. Tuesday is when the Singularity happens.

Will there still be ice cream after Tuesday? General societal collapse would be hard to bare without ice cream.

Re:Why I don't think AGI is imminent by joquarky on Monday February 16, 2026 @12:44PM (#47037893)
Tuesday at 4 p.m to be specific.