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Re:Tesla is committing automotive suicide by FeloniousHam on Thursday January 29, 2026 @04:10PM (#46816635)
Counterpoint: I like my Tesla, and I find the AI assistant diverting and useful. I have very little doubt the functionality of the limited on-board voice assistant will be merged into Grok (it's literally on the coming features).

Whether you like this or not, who cares? The pace of improvement in Tesla software compared to any other manufacturer is astonishing, and astonishingly good.

I have no love for the CEO, but my Model Y is a very interesting (and intuitive) car.

Re:Tesla is committing automotive suicide by mvdtnz on Friday January 30, 2026 @12:21AM (#46820817)
Diverting?
Re:Tesla is committing automotive suicide by dizhn on Friday January 30, 2026 @07:29AM (#46823686)
In Italian divertente is entertaining. Parent probably speaks a Romance language and got hit by a "false friend".
Re:Tesla is committing automotive suicide by BobaFloutist on Friday January 30, 2026 @05:47PM (#46831020)
That's actually a valid (of old fashioned) usage in English too, it's just a bit weird to value in a voice assistant for your car.
Re:Tesla is committing automotive suicide by FeloniousHam on Monday February 02, 2026 @09:12AM (#46856236)
I have it set to the "Gork" personality, which is occasionally correct and useful, but is very often genuinely funny. It's like a Spicoli-with-a-PhD that answers your query when it "feels like it".
Re:Tesla is committing automotive suicide by dizhn on Monday February 02, 2026 @09:32AM (#46856470)
I have a RULES file for my coding agent which I invoke when I get bored. It basically simulates a real office environment saying things like "while the queue is full our worker is sitting in the corner with its thumb up its ass looking at the wrong queue".
Re:Tesla is committing automotive suicide by BobaFloutist on Monday February 02, 2026 @11:11AM (#46857662)
Which is hilarious, but when I'm driving on the freeway and trying to add milk to my grocery list or add a navigation stop at the hardware store (no idea if these are things you can actually do, I'm just using what feel like plausible use cases for a car voice assistant) I wouldn't want the additipnal distraction of the voice assistant being funny.