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Re:Tesla profit plunges as sales fall and AI expenses pile up by dham on Wednesday January 28, 2026 @09:14PM (#46804870)
I don't need to drink anything. Having two drivers is better than one.

Honestly, I'm done trying to convince FSD deniers. You'll be in an autonomous car full-time in 10 years, no matter what, so who cares?

Re:Tesla profit plunges as sales fall and AI expenses pile up by Gud on Thursday January 29, 2026 @12:05AM (#46806021)
We're not really "denying" anything when we are agreeing with reality..
Re:Tesla profit plunges as sales fall and AI expenses pile up by dham on Thursday January 29, 2026 @08:24AM (#46809901)
You're not agreeing with reality because you haven't used FSD 14. You're making assumptions on headlines and older versions. And honestly, 95% of the time, people are making assumptions about FSD when, in reality, they're thinking about Autopilot.
Re:Tesla profit plunges as sales fall and AI expenses pile up by Gud on Thursday January 29, 2026 @10:18PM (#46820148)
Ah how strange to make assumptions about revision 14, when “full self driving” rev 1-13 sucked and killed people.
Re:Tesla profit plunges as sales fall and AI expenses pile up by macinjosh on Wednesday January 28, 2026 @09:48PM (#46805113)
Just ten more years! Take my money!
Re:Tesla profit plunges as sales fall and AI expenses pile up by dham on Thursday January 29, 2026 @08:25AM (#46809911)
Yea that's right, 10 years for you in your car. Right now, for people who own Teslas.
Re:Tesla profit plunges as sales fall and AI expenses pile up by macinjosh on Thursday January 29, 2026 @08:58PM (#46819688)
Unless it’s icy or rainy or you’re on a dirty road and the cameras can’t see anything. Enjoy getting out to wash your camera lenses off every quarter mile.
Re:Tesla profit plunges as sales fall and AI expenses pile up by f30e3dfed1c9 on Thursday January 29, 2026 @04:41PM (#46817043)
"You'll be in an autonomous car full-time in 10 years, no matter what"

Hmmm... maybe. It's possible that in 10 years I'll still be driving the car I drive today, although not that likely. Pretty sure my next car will be electric. Autonomous I'm not so sure about. We'll see, I guess.

I don't entirely get the appeal of a self-driving car. What am I going to do while the car drives itself? I can't read in a moving vehicle. On a long trip, the most likely thing I would do is fall asleep and that does not seem like a great idea.