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Re:People who know the formula for WD-40 by cratermoon on Monday January 26, 2026 @08:13PM (#46774192)
If it moves and it shouldn't: duct tape

If it doesn't move and it should: WD-40

Re:People who know the formula for WD-40 by wombatpm on Monday January 26, 2026 @11:46PM (#46775651)
If it jams, force it. If it breaks it needed replacement anyway.
Re:People who know the formula for WD-40 by slumberlust on Tuesday January 27, 2026 @12:45AM (#46775977)
And remember, if they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!