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Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by hereme888 on Saturday January 24, 2026 @04:38PM (#46747972)
why would it be? It's a creative setup.
Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by ggoo on Saturday January 24, 2026 @04:40PM (#46747989)
I just actually can't tell, it reads like satire to me.
Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by blibble on Saturday January 24, 2026 @06:01PM (#46748621)
to me, it reads like mental illness
Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by mafriese on Saturday January 24, 2026 @06:11PM (#46748696)
maybe it's a mix of both :)
Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by PradeetPatel on Saturday January 24, 2026 @04:50PM (#46748087)
Why would it be satire? I thought that's a pretty stranded Agentic workflows.

My current workplace follows a similar workflow. We have a repository full of agent.md files for different roles and associated personas.

E.g. For project managers, you might have a feature focused one, a delivery driven one, and one that aims to minimise scope/technology creep.

Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by ionwake on Saturday January 24, 2026 @05:00PM (#46748174)
I mean no offence to anyone but whenever new tech progresses rapidly it usually catches most unaware, who tend to ridicule or feel the concepts are sourced from it.
Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by blibble on Saturday January 24, 2026 @06:02PM (#46748626)
yeah, nfts, metaverse, all great advances

same people pushing this crap

Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by jitl on Saturday January 24, 2026 @07:20PM (#46749231)
ai is actually useful tho. idk about this level of abstraction but the more basic delegation to one little guy in the terminal gives me a lot of extra time
Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by ggregoryarms on Saturday January 24, 2026 @07:44PM (#46749388)
Maybe that's because you're not using your time well in the first place
Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by ionwake on Saturday January 24, 2026 @06:39PM (#46748932)
bro im using ai swarms, have you even tried them?
Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by blibble on Saturday January 24, 2026 @06:51PM (#46749023)
bro wanna buy some monkey jpegs?

100% genuine

Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by ionwake on Saturday January 24, 2026 @07:36PM (#46749325)
Your mocking NFTs. but the original NFT cyberpunks still sell for a minimum of $80k.

Where were you back then? Laughing about them instead of creating intergenerational wealth for a few bucks?

Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by lupire on Saturday January 24, 2026 @08:16PM (#46749616)
Are you sure that yours would sell for $80K, if you aren't using it to launder money with your criminal associates?
Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by ionwake on Sunday January 25, 2026 @05:28AM (#46752731)
If the price floor is 80k and there are thousands then it means that even if just one was legit it would sell for 80k

Weird Im getting downvoted for just stating facts again

Re:Claude Code's new hidden feature: Swarms by blibble on Saturday January 24, 2026 @07:49PM (#46749438)
> Laughing about them instead of creating intergenerational wealth for a few bucks?

it's not creating wealth, it's scamming the gullible

criminality being lucrative is not a new phenomenon