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Re:Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis trigger... by latexr on Monday January 19, 2026 @07:56PM (#46686609)
MSN repackages other sources. Original link: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/aliens-finan...
Re:Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis trigger... by treetalker on Monday January 19, 2026 @08:40PM (#46686852)
Former analyst says BoE should plan just in case the White House announces that aliens exist.

On the one hand, ridiculous that this even made the Independent.

On the other hand, entirely plausible as a near-last resort to distract public attention from the still-unreleased Epstein files.

Re:Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis trigger... by cal_dent on Monday January 19, 2026 @11:22PM (#46687887)
the independent is a shadow of its former self (which wasnt that great to begin with). Its just content & clickbait farming now
Re:Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis trigger... by matthewsinclair on Monday January 19, 2026 @07:25PM (#46686432)
I know this is bonkers, but the headline is something I'd _never_ imagined I'd read. Amazing.
Re:Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis trigger... by elbci on Monday January 19, 2026 @07:38PM (#46686524)
LOL

if little green AIlens come and get blamed for the financial crisis, I'm sold 100% on Capricorn One (1978)

Re:Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis trigger... by LargoLasskhyfv on Monday January 19, 2026 @08:30PM (#46686793)
Wrong template. Try https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_3 (1977) instead.

Or maybe they aren't that competent, lacking collision avoidance systems when out of controlled spacetime: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangar_18_(film) :-)

Or are dumb hiveminds, having lost their queen due to whatever, and are only caring about satisfying their craving for catfood like in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_9 ?

;-)

Re:Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis trigger... by bediger4000 on Monday January 19, 2026 @07:58PM (#46686627)
This is the best soft reveal that the elite know about extra-terrestrial intelligence so far. We see NASA doing soft reveals about Martian life, but this is next level.
Re:Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis trigger... by bell-cot on Monday January 19, 2026 @07:35PM (#46686499)
I'd read it as "extreme situations triggered by previously-considered-impossible events". With a subtext of "do not make a crisis more likely by mentioning the triggers we are actually worried about".
Re:Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis trigger... by JoshTriplett on Monday January 19, 2026 @07:37PM (#46686517)
Much like enthusiasts of "zombie apocalypse practice" are in practice also preparing for other things.
Re:Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis trigger... by ahazred8ta on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @01:51AM (#46688722)