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Re:Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis trigger... by elbci on Monday January 19, 2026 @07:38PM (#46686524)
LOL

if little green AIlens come and get blamed for the financial crisis, I'm sold 100% on Capricorn One (1978)

Re:Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis trigger... by LargoLasskhyfv on Monday January 19, 2026 @08:30PM (#46686793)
Wrong template. Try https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_3 (1977) instead.

Or maybe they aren't that competent, lacking collision avoidance systems when out of controlled spacetime: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangar_18_(film) :-)

Or are dumb hiveminds, having lost their queen due to whatever, and are only caring about satisfying their craving for catfood like in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_9 ?

;-)